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jazz is about the notes you don't play. the very best jazz musicians have never touched an instrument at all

Sound of Harris, 2022

If you can’t handle me at my Dance Yourself Clean 0:00-3:05 you don’t deserve me at my Dance Yourself Clean 3:06-8:56

Passing time

I think about this comic at least once a week

how many months away are we from Elon making the Cybertruck into a “smart” armored vehicle he calls “Think Tank!” which immediately drives itself into the ocean while bursting into flames

I’m hoping Jesus comes back from the dead again and joins X, so we can witness Elon Musk and friends dunk on Jesus for being too woke.

‘Melusine’, 2017.

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

god it's so good

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

Mel Kiper losing his fucking mind they didn't pick Shedeur

ITS MY TURN - dashare.zone ADMIN

Chelsea just saw Habemus Papam was trending and have bid £33.2m

Wow is this how I found out I didn't get the job? A fucking chimney?

Black smoke at night, conclave’s delight. White smoke in morning, conclave be pope’n.

[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

the one time I make conclave and they put me in the group of death

JD Vance broke the National Championship trophy, then visited the Pope who died the next day, then visited India and a terrorist attack happened and war broke out, then endorsed his brother for mayor who lost 83-11%. What’s next on the agenda?

All I want is a very cold cocktail on a very warm day while sitting beside a lukewarm body of water and nobody talking to me for six or 19 days.

living through 2025 and having to wake up, go to work, handle responsibilities etc feels like this

Luskentyre wave, 2020

Elon Musk saving the world looks like 35 gas turbines burning 24/7 without any kind of environmental permits so that Nazis can remove women's clothing from their pictures without their consent

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Saturn's tiny icy moon Mimas against a backdrop of the giant planet, crossed by ring shadows. The rings themselves gently curve across the bottom.

What's wrong babe? It's #MayThe4th an you've barely touched your Jabbacado toast.

Today TAA is…

Absolutely certain the entire footballing world and media outlets would have reacted with total serenity and understanding if Manchester United had scored while an opponent was down injured

Good morning, Bluesky. Smudge is looking forward to CONSUMING YOUR SOUL.

Happy Hitler Shoots Himself In The Head day to all who celebrate. The 80th anniversary. May his ignominious end, with his body doused in petrol and burned by his last remaining loyalists, be a model for all tyrants.

The afterglow. Luskentyre, Harris, Scotland.

This person I follow on the other place keeps a running thread of Trump administration shenanigans paired with episode titles in the style of It’s Always Sunny and I think “The Gang Files a Letter” might be the funniest one yet

my plan to get people to start having more kids? make climate change worse. abolish the department of education. also milk is poison

Martha-Ann Alito gonna be flying a flag tomorrow that just has four bullet points, a face screaming in rage, and a brown guy with a line through him

I'd like to think Pope Francis came back from the brink of death solely to clown on JD Vance.

Little Egret, 2015

Morning, from the village woods.