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legaleagle625.bsky.social
Criminal Defence Lawyer⚖️ amateur cook🧑🏻‍🍳 cat mom🐱 former American expat 🇺🇸🇦🇺 Swiftie 🪩 Baylor Bear 🐻 Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Professional pain in the ass
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lol could’ve been a crocodile and it still would’ve won.
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Super common answer amongst my family law clients. It’s heartbreaking.
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But it literally was his grandpa. His grandpa was living in the US with an active deportation order.
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I’d come down with an appropriately timed case of the stomach flu and not go.
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It’s a fully legal reason to whack balls as hard as I can at the Boomers in my parents’ gated community.