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I'm Andrew (he/him) and I'm 32 and I'm most active here when Video Games happen
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MY FRIEND IS MAKING A MONSTER HUNTER CHARACTER AND HE BECAME A FUCKING LIGHTBULB

i like that the only reason you fight Balls Auntie is bc she repeatedly stresses to the entire cast that they will literally die of oxygen deprivation and they all go "i do feel a little lightheaded actually but also dont tell me what to do"

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

Me, reverently watching one of the most iconic moments in the entire medium of Japanese animation, just letting it wash over me Crunchyroll;

make Marisa Kirisame's hat bigger.

Retroarch sucks so much like you are always better off using literally anything else and I've really tried giving it a shot and I just hate it

If I had a nickle for every time that Xenoblade Chronicles X had some controversy caused by extremely weird alt-right culture war perverts then I would have two nickles, but it's weird that it happened twice

IM PLAYING JUMPING FLASH FOR TJE FIRST TIME AND I FEEL LIKE I JUST MET A CELEBRITY

I haven't finished it, but I really recommend this one still. Hitting bad guys with whatever you can find in a room is endlessly fun.

absolutely fascinated with the fact that Square Enix sold all of Crystal Dynamics IPs EXCEPT Gex.

• direct sequel to a previous game in a franchise that doesn't normally do that • set entirely in one city that is inspired by paris • you move around in combat while selecting attacks with the four face buttons close enough, welcome back lightning returns final fantasy xiii

19 minute Master Chief in Smash Bros trailer

I sent my friend a lot of money to upgrade her computer and now that it can run almost anything we throw at it we will use this new power to play Earth Defense Force 5 a game that did not require any of these upgrades at all

Some nice friends ya got there, Davis

hey dude.... i'm sure you had good intentions when you were ready to wield the great power you gained to actualize your vision for a better world, but the ominous and foreboding music track was playing instead of your usual character theme. is everything ok ?

F.E.A.R. Platinum is $0.99 on GOG https://buff.ly/486DbSR #ad will be added to GOG Preservation Program by next month ("Originally scheduled for a later timeframe, we’ve decided to accelerate this release to properly recognize Monolith’s contributions to gaming.")

“This is the parking lot outside the bank, I suspect there’s a master phantom thief inside”

TOUHOU FACT: mizuchi miyadeguchi MADE UP her backstory so people would feel bad for her

Adventure calls! Save up to 25% on #IndianaJones and the Great Circle on Xbox Series X|S and PC! https://beth.games/41AjzoQ

Indies will not save us until y'all start demanding Valve take a smaller cut of revenue from them. Because that 30% cut is responsible for more indie studios folding after their 1st game than anything else in this industry

At this point it wouldn't matter if Nintendo didn't get a single western 3rd party release on Switch 2. By the time it's even out the western industry will have closed any and all teams that would've developed them out of sheer unbridled corporate greed and incompetence.

This is how the rōnin actually traveled

It's all Precure

how do you even ENGINEER a scenario where your camera picks up dick-shaped ultraviolet patterning that isn't visible to the naked eye. just, his deep, deep confusion when he sees it on the preview, turns around, and it's not there. perfect. i would be exactly this lost

The Plan - Gator Days

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is $55.99 on Steam https://buff.ly/43cojlu XBL https://buff.ly/3EYi7Uo also on Game Pass Ultimate

Me talking to everyone every day:

i tried helping two people with computer problems today and actually fuck computers fuck pc gaming we need to go back to consoles holy shit all it takes is one thing to fail and then it breaks everything

it's time

The first beat em up I really played was Super Double Dragon on the SNES and I had to be like five or six and it was during that short period of time in the late 80s and early 90s where martial arts action movies were really in and I thought it was the coolest thing I had ever played at that point

they should introduce every ninja gaiden 4 trailer with "from the director of cyberdimension neptunia: 4 goddesses online"