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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

It really did change how I perceive the stakes in the series when they put Like a Dragon in Hawaii and changed from yen to $. Just beat the shit out of like ten guys in the Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii game and was rewarded with $3. Hardly seems worth all the violence

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me ???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

submitted 14 days ago • 43 comments

looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"

submitted 10 days ago • 82 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 8 days ago • 369 comments

(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool

submitted 7 days ago • 34 comments

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

submitted 7 days ago • 141 comments

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

submitted 3 days ago • 68 comments

I want Kenny to move on from Callis, but if this somehow leads to him and Orange teaming, that's the dream, man.

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Orange just needs to give Kyle another hug. Then he'll win for sure.

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attracting a young and desirable mate to my kingdom by demonstrating my vast riches

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 9 days ago • 385 comments

the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong

submitted 11 days ago • 36 comments

I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you

submitted 11 days ago • 23 comments

Someone show Kanye 21 Jump Street again.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

elon musk is literally this dril tweet

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments

I feel like I was born too late because I think I would’ve been great as either one of the Little Rascals or a guy who went to prison for selling drugs to the Little Rascals

submitted 16 days ago • 18 comments

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

submitted 17 days ago • 79 comments

i think we should cut every underwater internet cable leading to australia

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

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Dustin if you don't do the shattered dreams on Max, I swear to god.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Kenny Omega brings me instant joy even on days like today

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Bring back Kenny's Final Fantasy music, you cucks!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Jim Davis thinks we’re all stupid. Garfield first appeared in 1978. The normal lifespan of a cat is 13-20 years. He’s replaced Garfield, probably multiple times.

submitted 18 days ago • 158 comments

Incoming message from the Grammy’s. Lady Gaga wants to know what the fuck you’re doing so close to the Neutral Zone.

submitted 20 days ago • 40 comments

Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

submitted 24 days ago • 18 comments

" karens " are rather shit - @ DRIL Take care of each other . Thank you

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

Corey Graves when he's assigned to WWE Evolve as a solo commentator

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone know if King Charles has officially sanctioned the Royal Rumble since becoming monarch? If not the WWE could find themselves in legal jeopardy

submitted 21 days ago • 38 comments

My only gaming hot take is that a lot of games that are considered average in reviews and such, often have tons of charm or cool systems that make them more memorable than many big AAA games. Play more 5s, 6s, & 7s!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

submitted 23 days ago • 2185 comments

great question

submitted 23 days ago • 221 comments

terminally online pornstar named Lincoln Bio

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

Chicago, baby.

submitted 23 days ago • 342 comments

lmfao

submitted 23 days ago • 443 comments

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I need to tell you guys about an incredible new ncaa athlete name

submitted 25 days ago • 113 comments

ive gotten word that there are two hideous eastern european men in a culvers parking lot trying to light a dead bird on fire . stay safe all

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Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis

submitted 27 days ago • 69 comments