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Sometimes writer - https://lesmocon.medium.com/ Sometimes editor for Game Grumps Sometimes wannabe card game afficionado Always irrelevant
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I don't know anything about Pokémon cards but I can't stop watching the Should I Open It Or Keep It Sealed guy, the power of jiggles can not be underestimated

This is my game “Parking Garage Rally Circuit”, update releasing tomorrow that lets mod tracks have leaderboards, and be played in multiplayer (local and online) store.steampowered.com/app/2737300/...

WWE 2K25 getting rave reviews across the board heckin' end me kinda hilarious how the reaction to the games has mirrored the product where they're banking absurd amounts of goodwill because there's nowhere to go from Complete Dogshit but up

The steam page for TGM4 is up!! They're just gonna release it!! You don't have to pore over maps of known arcade cabinets or do emulation on the Switch or anything weird!! You can just buy it! You can plug in a fightstick!! store.steampowered.com/app/3328480/...

tried to articulate the failure of sh2make & what it says about the state of and culture around big-budget games ...

I'm scrolling through a recap of the AEW show to see what this finish people are ragging on is and it's like blood - blood - glass - fuck - table - face first - cage - floor - blood - tables - chairs - bottle - thumbtacks - chairs and lmao when did it become normal for PPVs to have no chill

we're a few hours into Split Fiction which is good and fun but also potentially in the run-in for the worst writing I have ever seen in anything

HELP

yeeesssssssssssss the One Piece TCG just confirmed simulatenous worldwide releases starting next year, that was the major factor keeping me out of actually playing the game

can't get Split Fiction PS5 -> PC crossplay to work even after several hours of troubleshooting and crying, found some people online who have the same problem but there's no solutions yet, Josef pls save me

Oops, All Amy Rose! #amyrose #sonicthehedgehog #sonicart

had a mini Karen sess at locals tonight, they refused to give anyone a pack with entry even tho that's included in the price and then the amount of packs in the prize pool was smaller than the amount of players with no promos or other prizing, never had a worse experience with a card shop

PSA low value funsies return!

well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...

I tried to avoid anything Rock said at the EC press conference cos I knew it would be insufferable and Accidents Happen and now I'm mad, the man is a generational talent as a pro wrestler but it's obvious at this point he only cares about the business as a tool to rehab his own public image

PSA low value funsies return!

thank gawd the Peach Momoko One Piece cards are confirmed for Europe and we get them in Dash Packs so they'll be cheaper for us as well I'M FREE

a friend of mine passed away over the weekend and because I've been on her profile a few times to read tribute messages my feed is now caked in ads telling me what stupid brands she had liked of all the worlds we could have built we chose this one

struggling to get out of the blocks with Agamotto in Snap, but even when Thanos was Tier 0 broken I always struggled with it so the issue might be more me than the card lol

went to the zoo today, they got babby Amur Leopards!!

talking about a "GOTY contender" in March is fkn unhinged, I get at this point it's just a cliché shorthand for "me like game big loads" but my gawd you sound ridiculous

holy shit this cover art

people need to stop using the term "DEI" altogether, stop letting them single it out as a nebulous boogeyman write it out in full Every Single Time and it looks like this

went to the zoo today, they got babby Amur Leopards!!

I do all my old magazine reading on the toilet but this one might have too much aura for that

even tho we saw the payoff was worth it the Rock's promo with Cody on Smackdown was still weird and bad, he can smell his farts all he wants in press conferences over the next two months but he's the weakest part of this equation and he needs to step up and commit to this bit so he doesn't tank it

Hey #SteamNextFest! Our demo of Ruffy and the Riverside is waiting for you! Ruffy can copy and paste textures and magically change the gameworld! Feel the power of the SWAP! store.steampowered.com/app/2582150/... #indiegames #nextfest

I have no idea how actually realistic the Joe Hendry Vs Cena match is but the Rock commanding Cena to bring him the TNA World title would be the funniest shit ever

wrestling press conferences are the worst and weirdest thing that's come out of modern wrestling, I literally cannot think of any reason to do them other than some people decided to give themselves a platform to smell their own farts in the moment