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If i were president i would issue an executive order stating that everyone had to love each other and listen to CDs and then I'd push through universal healthcare

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The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

submitted 2 days ago • 211 comments

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 334 comments

Psycho killer RFK

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“At least Russia has elections” Russia frequently jails and kills any opposition to Putin, who has been in power since 1999. If you like dictatorships, that’s fine. Just admit that. Don’t insult anyone’s intelligence—including your own—by claiming Russia has real elections.

submitted 3 days ago • 714 comments

Do it now.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

This congresswoman gets paid $175k a year to post boomer memes like this on Twitter all day.

submitted 4 days ago • 168 comments

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

submitted 5 days ago • 821 comments

I’d like to congratulate Rush Limbaugh on his four years of sobriety

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

Goodnight moon. Goodnight stars. Goodnight Kowloon in Saugus, Massachusetts I love you Kowloon

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In an attempt to buy less from big corporations, I’ve been making my own drink syrups to add to carbonated water (also made at home with an off brand soda stream) I’m looking forward to making more of these and possibly doing trades with friends. Let’s bring back bartering

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The image of the night.

submitted 12 days ago • 29 comments

My top Super Bowl memory is when Musk tweeted “Go Eagles” in 2023 from the game and then deleted it after a similar tweet from Biden got more engagement. Then he flew to Twitter HQ and demanded his workers find out why his posts were doing poorly, starting a multi-day fact finding mission.

submitted 12 days ago • 215 comments

So I think I’m going to start paying attention to Teen Vogue magazine again?

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

I looked for Loss.jpg in this picture for far too long

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“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.” Send him to the fucking Hague

submitted 18 days ago • 34 comments

Damien making right wingers feel at home in his franchise is really disappointing and frankly a slap in the face to all of the queer talent that have helped put him on the map. Such a cowardly move

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

In a world of Damien Leone's, be David Howard Thornton instead:

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

He’s not even guilty in the court of law at this point, so the “warning” about an (as of now) innocent man walking free doesn’t even make sense

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Elon musk could never in a million years be cool enough to play bass in a band but if he were in a band he'd definitely be a bass player that rushes

submitted 19 days ago • 57 comments

A lot of things are bad, but not this sweater that I just made (First attempt at crocheting a sweater)

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No, we don't need investigations. We don't need Senators posting on social media. We need you to literally grind everything to a halt in the Senate & get in front of microphones on the Capitol steps calling for the fascists to resign & your GOP colleagues to vote with you to impeach & remove them.

submitted 20 days ago • 71 comments

I want a girl with a short fuse and a looooong radius

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Don’t worry guys I’m holding down the fort

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

"the men in charge better hope they can keep their digital smokescreens running for as long as they can because the moment the rednecks and the hippies lay down their swords long enough to realize they have the same enemy, all hell is gonna break loose" - Ethel Cain

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

is this anything

submitted 24 days ago • 73 comments

Rfk jr has done all the stuff that it was rumored that one kid in middle school who wore the same danzig shirt everyday did

submitted 24 days ago • 48 comments

Proud of this list that I put together and I look forward to adding to it #letterboxd

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract

submitted 29 days ago • 78 comments

I’m not sure any working class folks are even ALLOWED to be this dense about our own job description at our places of employment. Why are we holding the “leader” to a lower standard than a retail worker

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

We owned many very old very well-functioning Subarus growing up so when people said they were "lesbian" cars but no one told me what a "lesbian" was I had to guess that "lesbians" were super-reliable people who required no maintenance and worked in freezing weather.

submitted 29 days ago • 20 comments

Paddington Bear

submitted 30 days ago • 11 comments

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

submitted 30 days ago • 89 comments

Like shout out to bologna sandwiches I love you very much

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we as a society don’t talk about bologna sandwiches enough

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

This is the funniest post on Reddit and it’s not even close

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Endure. Persevere. Survive. Help your people. Get a little tougher and meaner but don’t let it poison your heart.

submitted 32 days ago • 27 comments

Just watched a rich, blood-sucking vampire come back from the dead to terrorize people and wreak havoc. I also saw Nosferatu.

submitted 33 days ago • 17 comments

Good Will Hunting is such a bullshit movie. Matt Damon doing math? 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 33 days ago • 15 comments

I don’t even want to get into my feelings about getting Order 66 today #starwars

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment