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lindseyadler.bsky.social
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blessing the skyline with enormous boat 🙏

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

current scene in brooklyn is just a bunch of women walking around taking photos of trees in bloom. three of us were taking a photo of this tree at the same time 🩷

submitted 17 hours ago • 4 comments

im bully

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

The ultimate trick question: If I admit that it is, it is not. If I deny that it is, then it is.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

@davecolon.bsky.social did you see my syntax in the nolanblog

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

actually, i'm not a dummy

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

I don't know what heaven is like but I do know what it's like to take the first sip of a Celsius after staying out too late and tossing and turning all night ahead of a deadline 🙏

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

My friend @ndhapple.bsky.social just completed an extensive report on how to make train service more efficient using existing infrastructure. To celebrate, Nolan let me grill him about the report and my personal grievances with the train systems in New York. lindseyadler.substack.com/p/all-aboard

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

I have obtained an exclusive interview with Nolan about his Choo Choo Book. Please give Momentum a read tonight if you'd like to know how to make train go fast.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm a legitimate snob, thank you very much.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i also don't buy that zohran went to basement and got turned away. this isn't elon musk at berghain.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

interview mag has set the precedent that every new york city mayoral candidate must be asked if they've ever been to basement

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I used to hold this opinion. The Beatles are underrated. The ~fuss~ can't be understood without examining the context of postwar Britain and the way Beatlesmania shook it into a new era. Then they said "fuck that mop top shit" and rejected everything that made them marketable. And they slayed.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

i think we have created enough art about the beatles. there is already a lot of art that is about the beatles. the beatles created a lot of art, too. i think we can stop making new art about the beatles.

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

currently a few spots ahead of casey anthony in the substack race but at least 70 spots behind rosie o'donnell 🙏

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

gabba gabba gool

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I love online. This account thought a photo of AJ Soprano was Ben Shapiro.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

sartorial pork store (sent with lasers)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Sartorial Pork Store open.substack.com/pub/lindseya...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

hottest girl in the bread line

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Love to see the economy go "the Pirates have optioned closer David Bednar to Triple-A" mode.

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

hello hello my band FAITH/VOID is PLAYING THIS!!!! i would be lying if i said i was not flippin out about it completely!!!!!!!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments