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lisaforte.bsky.social
Cyber security, climbing, caving and diving! 💜
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“Shields up” Oh wait we sold the shields 😂

Pirates and ransomware groups - what we should learn from counter piracy operations. Sound familiar? www.linkedin.com/posts/lisa-f...

According to @sarahasmith.bsky.social we look the same. Honestly? My hair has never looked that good 🤣 I also don’t have such slim legs 🤣🤣🤣

Due to dominoes appearing at my front door with pizza it’s with regret I announce my diet has gone to hell. It’s all dominoes fault. I didn’t hit “order now”

Aaaaaaaaand that’s the end of season 1 @sarahasmith.bsky.social @cybersisters.bsky.social

Trump quoting an OSHIT account for confirmation of his strikes on Iran has a very special level of ick for me.

Weighing up whether I try and relax watching a murder documentary or an air crash investigation. This is what 2025 has come to.

That time when a journalist thought they needed to translate my surname 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thanks for reminding me @glitchlul.bsky.social

Cyber sisters ummmm….. **checks notes**…… “prep session” 🤣👍🏼 @sarahasmith.bsky.social

Adding this to my to do list this week 😂

In case you are a bit rusty on Iranian recent history and really what happened the last time the USA tried to cause regime change in Iran. Here’s a recap:

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

New idea - people with huge egos get no power in 2026 😂

Diplomacy died today. A big mistake was made here that was not considered properly and the consequences will impact so many of us. This man thinks consequences arent a thing, for him perhaps, not the rest of us www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ck...