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lisasmiles.bsky.social
Slender blonde English transwoman. In relationship with a dominant younger female who is a sex worker and makes me watch. http://adultwork.com/4260814. 07511 440783
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Mmmm. So hot
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You have a beautiful bod!
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That skirt is so pretty šŸ’•
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More lucrative patents for the rest of the world! The US will pay to import our inventions or pay fees to use our patented techniques. Europe will keep the light of science burning while the US burns epidemiologists at the stake.
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Lovely lingerie!
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Don’t leave! I’ve only just got here. Bluesky will grow. X is definitely dying, its evil black bones are showing. And Threads is dull and grey.
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It's something I made on my phone, not real. I replaced the word Jesus with my logo, and their phone number and website with mine
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I am easily fooled.
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Wow! They let you advertise on billboards? Is it because people think it’s for a sex addiction clinic?
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Clockwatching only started when capitalists built their factories.
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So much better than the Musky-smelling place.
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New Year’s Day here in England is bad. Saw three examples of crazy pointless overtaking today. Wrong side of the road at traffic lights, using the bus lane and so on. Are they still inebriated?
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Sex worker friends are the best friends a sex worker can have. Civilian friends can’t fully understand what you do.
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Glad Americans can watch it now. Is that on Netflix? We saw it on Christmas Day on BBC. So good.
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I got a Rollei actioncam off Vinted for the same purposes! Unfortunately battery was dead so waiting for new lithium battery to arrive. Then I’ll be having lots of baths.
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That’s what the line down the bottom of your balls is. Where the embryonic labia fused to make a ballsack. We are all originally female!
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I want gold chainmail too!
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You are right. The US spends billions invading countries. But never stays in them very long. The Brits colonised two thirds of the world and extracted money from it. And then withdrew after 200 years.
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The invasion continued long after the US broke away from the British empire, what are you talking about
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Musk to Mulch! Some MAGA activists are already warming up the mulcher. #H-1B
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No that was the British Empire 😁
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Wallace and gromit vengeance most fowl. (Americans can watch it on Netflix soon). Highlights the pitfalls of our reliance on tech and AI. And shows that technology can be highjacked by evil penguins. Or Elon Musk.
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Most of my sex worker friends, and myself, would not last long at ā€œregularā€ jobs because none of us tolerate any b/s. The work lowers the threshold where you block and report people. Might be tricky in the workplace.
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Will there be tomato sauce made to the recipe from The Bear TV show?
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Duos are such a blast! We blew a customer’s mind yesterday. He had booked me but the wife joined in. He was so aroused and came loads.
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I write about interesting threesomes I’ve had with customers. And about visits to sex clubs with my friends. Should I post about more domestic matters? Like recipes?
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In the UK we turn them into Wetherspoons.
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Contradiction is a nation of immigrants voting to ban immigration.#Musk
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it’s because he looks like a monkey obvs.
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Where Donald Trump strokes Kevin’s thigh.
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That new CarryOn film is rubbish though. No laughs at all. I’m going to rewatch Carry On Screaming.
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Lots of British people will be very disappointed when they watch it. Carry on Screaming is a good one: Mind if I smoke?
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It’s the guns! Not difficult to see the explanation. Also US roads are really dangerous places. With added pedestrian-murdering razor edged Cybertrucks.
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Downward dog and cobra are the answer to lower back pain. Takes three minutes each morning after you get up. And do the yoga BEFORE you go out and lift heavy things. Also sit-ups for core strength
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Has Trump (or Musk) said anything at all about Luigi and the CEO killing? He’s in touch with populist sentiment but I suspect this topic is radioactive for MAGA. Trump supplied the mob with pitchforks and they may turn on the billionaires.