lkjandersen.bsky.social
Escapee from reality. He/him. Strutting like a stunner who is pitiable.
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But they only had one fifth place trophy on hand, so Gaines got her FIFTH PLACE TROPHY later than Thomas and that's why she keeps this grift going. She got her "OK at swimming" trophy delayed.
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LAPD just materialize out of thin air whenever someone says, "I hope this doesn't escalate".
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I wonder which will be first in your obituary, Top Gear Racer, Stuntman, or Onion CEO?
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Pola Opposites.
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Just don't let it gaze back.
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Trump likes young girls. He'd probably not go after lil' Kevlar.
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It feels like 15 years ago, give or take, she was presented as one of the young Republicans poised to drag the party into the 21st century. Then she just got dumber and dumber.
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He thought smash bros was a gentleman's club and now Ice Climber is punching him in the face.
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Wait what did Larry do? What did he do?!
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If they don't want to be dunked on, they shouldn't be so immensely dunkable. Man, I wanna give these dorks a wedgie.
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And the democrats have consistently been too ineffectual to capitalize on this.
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Anyway, he's been quiet for like three days and America being a fascist dystopia aside, it's been nice.
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"The milkshake is 49.99"
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One of my favorite doomed arctic expeditions is Andrée's Balloon Expedition, just a clownshow until everyone died in all the worst ways.
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Peacefully passed away after being fucking shot in a hatecrime.
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That's like the first two living micro-organisms debating moving 2 centimeters over on their hydrothermal vent in anticipation of Hurricane Helen.
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If I were him, I would have not sexually harassed all those women so I wouldn't have needed to resign, but here we are.
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I've been in a midlife crisis since I was 25 in 2011. Frankly, it might be the most stable thing about me.
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Pretty sure that's how Morbius happened.
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He's on so much ketamine.
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The democrats gets handed gimmes on a near daily basis, but then some centrist consultant moron puts a stop to it before anything takes hold because they had a nice lunch with a republican in 1992.
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"Mr. Franklin, how do you know the word Gilf?"
"How do I know it? I invented that acronym, son."
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In 1968, Portugals dictator Antonio Salazar went into a coma. Assuming he'd die, they went ahead and replaced him. A month later he awoke, but no one had the heart to tell him, so they Goodbye Lenined him for 18 months, making fake newspapers and holding meetings with former ministers playing along.
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In 1968, Portugals dictator Antonio Salazar went into a coma. Assuming he'd die, they went ahead and replaced him. A month later he awoke, but no one had the heart to tell him, so they Goodbye Lenined him for 18 months, making fake newspapers and holding meetings with former ministers playing along.
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Reminded of the video for George Michael's Shoot The Dog, where Bush is having trouble understanding the briefing until "Professor Liebstrom" explains it, ie, a sockpuppet.
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Was that the budget for Stuella Little 4: Little Girl Big World?
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Next in the gallery to my "old laptops that I keep just in case even though there will never be a case where I might need something from them"
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If there is anything good coming from the Trump era, it's that people who might have usually supported the far right all over the world are like "Wait, that's what far right means? Holy shit, I need to make some calls, this is so bad"
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I dunno, man, you gotta be more specific.
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Just say "thanks but no thanks, rapist"?
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I don't think someone would leak a Glenn Greenwald sextape in the expectation that anyone, gay or straight, would find it sexy. It's to humiliate him. Well, joke's on them, that's apparently his thing.
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From a nostalgic new pornographer?
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Nope, going back to bed.
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It's not a "we were wrong" settlement, it's a roundabout bribe to let the merger go through.
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"We should be more welcoming of bigots" is not the great argument they think it is.
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Hmm, those two saying that almost convinces me that Trump had Epstein killed.
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I think it's much easier for online grifters to hock their snakeoil to dumb people, who then have the means to infect their dumbness on others, like a pyramid scheme of dumb.
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"So once again, Marla Maples, vat was once yours iz now mine"
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There was a thing, meant to illustrate why Musk was a good businessman while accidentally making the opposite point, that when playing poker, he'd always go all in immediately, lose, buy his way back in, repeat, until he got a chance win.
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Frankenstein?
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It wasn't just his lyrics, it was also the way he performed, like doing the Frankenstein Twist and the Frankenboogie. People were aghast.
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Also not admitting any of Trump's dumbass kids.
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Like an Indecent Proposal, or just plain trafficking? Is that part of the rules?