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Barracks about to be even shittier.

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Who’s more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t realize your job was to be lickspittle cockgobblers @ state media USA inc.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Everything you do with your government is going to be worse—longer, less efficient, more time consuming, more mistakes. They are trying to install a phone tree for the entire work of govt. how many people look forward to the comcast phone tree?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Hail Hydra

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The em dash is the perfect form for both a half-assed thought and a laundry list of to dos (which are basically the same thing). The em dash is perfect and this AI bullshit will not stand.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing makes the managerial class, aspirationally rich, and actual rich people more angry than not forcing children to acclimatize themselves to debt service peonage prior to entering the actual workforce. No hope for you!

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Newsome sucks, but the man has an eye for the political moment

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

As the detention camps fill up and the removal flights aren’t accepted, and the domestic economy struggles to find workers and the cost of the camps balloons…. What obvious solution are these evil assholes likely to land upon.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

They are going to end cash bail and enforce lockup. And then they will contract your ass to the farm companies to pick fruits and vegetables in order to offset the costs of lockup. We will see a return of something like penal serfdom. Their horrors are sad and predictable.

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“I really think we made a mistake with this whole new fangled constitution. Under the Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union, I know the states will have absolutely no problem facing a crushing debt burden at the state level.”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

All my best stories are driving through explosions, sniper fire, kicking in doors, and and using an armored vehicle as a shield to move trucks through a KZ. But hands down my coolest driving involved my truck hydroplaning in heavy rain and keeping it on the road as we spun around 5 times.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition’s flames before I give him up.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Wait until we get to part where we discuss who is most likely to be radicalized to fascist ideologies

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This thread is great. I would just note that the media establishment has clearly internalized this in ownership and executive leadership, but the newsrooms are still suffering from acute cronkititus.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

This…. Isn’t going to end well for the Lions.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

My first thought was Calvin the Paperboy

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I think Lions and Ravens would be the most aesthetically pleasing Super Bowl of the remaining teams.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My three year old likes to let me know he’s just “[pre]tending to…” do something “adultish.” I think Yarvin should have to announce in a baby voice “I just tending to be in’lec’yool”

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Oh holy cow. Mike, BTW, is a professional astronomer and knows his science, so take this seriously.

submitted 44 days ago • 15 comments

I think they should have re-enactments of historical and ahistorical sexcapades—a few highlights: Henry VIII gang bang with six ladies each representing a different wife Frederick II chasing Voltaire naked room to room as he tries to seduce him, Voltaire pulls out of a lady and runs off each time

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

to be fair they did used to have an episode of crash course.

submitted 47 days ago • 105 comments

Human Sexuality Classes for 7th-9th graders offered at my church @firstunitarianokc.bsky.social this spring! Taught by adults I know and highly respect! My kid will be there!

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I think Deanne Criswell has been quite good as FEMA administrator. She has been just as attentive to the needs of Republican and rural states as to California, Florida, and NC. I’d put her up there with Brock Long with best administrators during my travels in disaster work.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Both more well adjusted and degenerate—good things like not having a psychotic hatred of their fathers and romantic love for their mothers are offset by the fact that they’re all a bunch of chickenshit greedy eugenicists

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta get that slobbery Lou Holtz flag out there. 47 straight victories but that bitch cooks some nonsense up in the 80’s and these ND shitheads gonna play like it ain’t theft.

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Here I was thinking he might actually beat a team with more talent…. But nah

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The fans of both teams may not survive

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This game rules, everyone rooting for these teams is having a terrible time, as they should

submitted 52 days ago • 12 comments

I haven’t watched much basketball these past few years, it Shai on those fade away jumpers is just gorgeous

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

lol, nothing to loot in the black

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“I’m gonna really work this Zhmuck—wine and dine me for years, invite me to his parties while I slowly turn into his sycophantic mouthpiece. I thought I was just going to be wormtongue for Trump. But no, I’m gonna tongue Zuck—slowly, seductively, and without having to register as a foreign agent.”

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