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Perks of Bluesky: No nazis, no drama, no Meta Disadvantages of Bluesky: Not a drop of humor anywhere. Someone tell a knock knock joke at least oh my GOD

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If aliens are real, I hope the ones with tentacles think I'm pretty.

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Jeff Bezos looks like he was a cockatiel that was granted three wishes and he used one of them to become human.

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Day 327 of asking for more people to be silly on this app (where is the comedy in times of horrors beyond our comprehension)

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Idk man, I just think that if you treat poor people like pariahs or fun little talking party accessories, you don't get to partake in conversations about wealth inequality in America.

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Queer culture in the South is all about staying strapped both ways at all times 🫡🏳️‍🌈

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Kendrick Lamar: Not only is Drake a pedo but America kinda sucks The most annoying people from your hometown: THATS NOT TRUE IM A REAL AMERICAN I HAVE WE THE PEOPLE TATTOOED ON MY NUTS THAT WAS DEI IN ACTION EVEN THOUGH I CANT SPELL DIVERSITY EQUITY OR INCLUSION MAKE AMERICA WH-- I MEAN GREAT AGAIN

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Elon Musk couldn't survive without his balanced diet of ketamine, government contracts, and eager little frat boys.

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Day 76 of me praying that Elon Musk ODs on ketamine and removes himself from the planet.

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It's almost like if you're a shitty company with a shitty streaming service, no one will want to subscribe to your service 🤠

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Screaming into the void isn't enough, I need to recircumcise a billionaire with a potato peeler.

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I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

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I need more strange people on Bluesky. I need to see deranged humor without fighting in the trenches of Twitter. Be weird y'all. I'm begging.

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The only friendship bracelets I want are ones made from the teeth of curbstomped Nazis.

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Got engaged on my vacation to the loml 🩷

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I pray from the bottom of my heart to the fat of my ass that Elon Musk and Mark Fuckerburg lose all their money and they burn alive in the beds they've made 🩷✨️

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Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.” She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line. By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year. Numbers are fun.

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Ancient ancestors of Native Americans, known as the Clovis people, mostly ate mammoths and other large animals during the most recent ice age, according to a new study

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There should be 52k more, actually

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When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

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You can be transphobic on Tiktok and no one bats an eye, but the moment I call someone a doorknob it's a problem 🙄

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Okay but HELLO? I love Fable 📚💙 I didn't meet my reading goals in terms of amount this year, but I'm very proud of myself for really diving into nonfiction for the first time.

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Did I meet my reading goal this year? No. But did I read enough to feel accomplished? Yes. (Also, should I post my favorite reads of the year here? 📚👀)

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If you voted for a billionaire you’re not on the side of the working class you dumb fuck.

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Slay 🩷✨️

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Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

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We’re not going back.

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It's almost like no one knows what happened during "The Gilded Age™️" 🫠

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Buy all banned books as presents

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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

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I should have KNOWN we were heading for perilous times bc music has been DELICIOUS lately 😭 Kendrick? Megan the Stallion? Tyler the Creator? Sabrina Carpenter and CHAPPELL ROAN? We're not just cooked. We're BROILED 😭

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Drinking my elixir (peppermint hot chocolate) so I can enjoy my side quests (reading at work)

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Okay but hear me out: A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.

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Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading.

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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...

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Pot meet Kettle

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I wish I had a way to tell Ted Kaczynski about Elon Musk. I just know he'd be his biggest hater.

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