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Mysterious. Wicked ineffable. I wished I looked more like Toshiro Mifune. I miei attenati erano siciliani. Brooklynite-Earther. Personal chef to the Arch-Feline Theodore.
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I received a heartbreaking email today: A paper in a special issue I’m editing is being retracted because one of its authors is afraid of losing their job and their legal status in the U.S. if they publish a scientific study on evolution. Yes, on evolution, nature's engine of diversity.

That's so true 😂

You can't get a cold shoulder much colder than a Greenlandish one! 🤣 #StopYourTrollingTrump #RESIST

No criminal record, no gang ties, no tattoos, applied for asylum, father of a 9-year-old, government's case full of errors, sent to mega-prison anyway amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

The Brits are savage 🔥

Hit them in the purse. 💰

Yeehaw!

My boy hydrates like it’s a power move, maintaining eye contact the whole time. He’s about to say "You know why I’m doing this?!"💀💧 I honestly don’t know if I owe him money or if I should apologize. #cats #catsofbluesky #assertdominance #hydrohomies

Nothing to see here.

Perfect 🤣🎯

This is a whisker away from being true.

Welcome to 2025.

hear hear

In a dispatch from the High Fleet of the Andromedan Republic orbiting the capitol world of Bakoncheez, Grand Admiral Teflon Armature stated that the Republic and its myriad Eternal Enemies are terribly embarrassed for our tribulations with the entity Donald Trump.

Kitty. youtube.com/shorts/ImPB8...

Is he talking about our Canada or the Mirror Universe Canada? #startrek

That's awful. You people are so vindictive. Here's a recent non-AI image of our handsome president. See?

who amongst us forgets what country we were in, oh, [checks calendar] a week and a half ago

It appears that Kristi Noem may have worn a $60K Rolex during her visit to the El Salvadoran prison camp today.

Happy #OpeningDay to everyone but Stupid.

Trump did in a flash what the Castro brothers in Cuba couldn’t do in four decades: he took Radio Marti, a news station that had long drawn the communist regime’s fury, off the air. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/24/w...

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Conclusion of Jim Himes powerful opening statement at House Intel hearing today: “If some over-caffeinated 20 year old succeeds in firing your professionals, if you shut down a unit because Bannon or Gorka doesn’t like it, America will be less safe & people will get hurt.”

I sense a pattern here.

Democratic House Rep. Chrissy Houlahan: "Show us the money. Show us the receipts. Don't edit it. Don't redact it. Don't disappear it. Release it, and release it right now. But we know they won't do that either. They're lying about what happened...they're gaslighting us" Boom! 🔥

Goldberg indicates Hegseth lied when he denied texting war plans

“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…”

Collins: Do you think someone should be fired over this? Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..

I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

So…lock them up?

MUNDUS SINE CAESARIBUS

Gender affirming outerwear.

No one ever said they were creative.

Huh

Stewart didn’t know how much longer he could fake laugh at Linda’s idiotic jokes, but he did know he didn’t want to be glue.

NONE of this is normal

Bill is absolutely correct Elon Musk. YOU/DOGE and Trump took a "Chainsaw" to Thousands of American Families and now, the ENTIRE World is taking a Chainsaw to TESLA.

She has to be on a Democratic ticket for President, if not in 2028, in 2032. 💙

D'oh!

Math is hard.