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lola-theshowgrl.bsky.social
Book lover, writer, casual gardener, food enthusiast, and hobbit at heart💛 criminal in 72 countries, and purveyor of fine nonsense 📚 she/her 🏳️‍🌈🦻♾️ Find me here: https://linktr.ee/lola.theshowgrl
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Shooting myself out of a cannon into bed

Hello everyone. I bumped down the price of my commissions from 45 usd to 35 usd. Would absolutely love any help at all, as I need to buy insulin for my mother, and we are running low on food. I'll work for you as best as I can!!

Hello from Tamriel, #ESOFam! 💙

guy who says "i had to see it, now so do you!" and shows you pictures of a beautiful forest stream

Heal- 2020 Everyone is healing from something.

It’s probably no coincidence that all my unfinished WIPs fall somewhere between 20k-30k words. Bard’s fatigue is real, and that number bracket seems to be my wall! 🥲 #Writing #Writer #WriterProblems

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

Behold!! My garlic shoots! 🧄 #Garden #Gardening #HomeGrown

get cherished, idiot

Me: A sandwich is a book made of bread that tells the story of the ingredients Bank clerk: *frantically pressing the silent alarm*

Bisexual being considered not gay or straight enough is annoying indeed.

I’m a habitual disappearer in social settings. One time in college a guy said “can I ask you a personal question?” And I said “yeah I’ll be right back” and left the building

Flirting using the Goldberry method: trying to drown your crush in a forest river

Look look!! Greeting cards of my work now available at #behindthewillows #pagan shop here in #ithacany 💗 Info here: www.facebook.com/behindthewil... #SOfreakinggrateful #personal #gratitude #fantasyart #fairyart #gnomes #goddesses #bodypositiveart #visitithaca #ithacaisfaeries

People always look surprised when you throw a lobster at them

people who include alt text in their images are very smart and sexy and cool

Got to see the amazing Maisie Adam at the Playhouse in Norwich last night! She’s hilarious, I’m so glad I got the chance to watch her live!

At this point in the current news cycle, I don’t even care which wine goes best with what. All wine goes with (gestures around) whatever TF is happening

Once I passed out drunk at Georgia O'Keeffe's house and she drew a vagina on my face

More #jayvik 🗣️ this time a comic 🫶

Got a new mattress yesterday, and I slept so well last night that all I can think about is getting though the day so I can get back into bed again 😂

People want stories. We are drawn to the story in art. We pause and spend time with a painting until we find the joy in each brushstroke. In that moment we see the artist and storyteller like a wizard behind the curtain. That is absent in gen ai. Go be that storyteller. Go be human and create.

Having a normal one this morning 😅 #Writer #Writing #WriterLife

Pisces: A local priest confirms your worst fears: the persistent rash you thought was poison Ivy is actually the mark of the beast.

Anyway current WIP post cuz when it's bad throw a hobbit at things seems to work.

Don't tell me you want sexy talk in the bedroom and then get mad when I start the PowerPoint presentation.

#ockiss25 , day seven, and challenge complete with characters from my dear friend @lola-theshowgrl.bsky.social ‘s upcoming novel #starcrossedblades 💘⚔💖 SO STOKED!! See more here – www.tumblr.com/lola-theshow... #ockissweek #romance #romantasy #queerart #queerromance #elven #hero #assassin

○ Single ○ Taken ● Cursed to wander the forest beyond the village, never straying too close to the warmth of the hearthlight nor to the whispers that beckon from the foothills in the west, gradually assuming the form of the legend the folktales warned of

seasonal bunnies 🐰🐰🐰🐰

Any fun weekend plans? Dining out? Catching a movie? Searching the catacombs beneath an ancient city for a powerful talisman whose discovery sets right what once went wrong

climate change is really messing with my ability to lure sailors to their watery graves

New writing update, a shout out for a friend, and tinkering with ideas for future posts! 💛 Would love to know your thoughts! Read it here: open.substack.com/pub/lolathes...