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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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2 days ago
People always look surprised when you throw a lobster at them
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rudoreels.bsky.social
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2 days ago
it's because of woke, we used to be a proper lobster throwing country
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bensmom33.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I mean the instructions are written right into the name.
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mmchol.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Living, or cooked?
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Rock
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mmchol.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Best kind.
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citathecat.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Operative word "look." Don't let them fool you!
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mustermark.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Unless you're an FBI agent.
https://youtu.be/ojWbip26nQs?si=fRj8tSIJPFG8LxZB
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stoppostingisaac.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Honestly I'm pretty blase about it
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beebliss.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Well duh! Usually I get tomatoes thrown at me. Lobsters are just as tasty but more expensive.
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ufomitzidino.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The lobster looks surprised too
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dntboise.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Think how the lobster feels.
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pamtoo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Well, Winetrout, it *was* a bris.
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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2 days ago
*bisque
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probgobl.in
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2 days ago
Neither of these are kosher if a shellfish gets involved.
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maxharvey79.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Especially if two of you do it.
Pincer movement.
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silly-satan.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Great bumper sticker
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deathmaw.bsky.social
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2 days ago
That’s because crustaceans aren’t the most conventional improvised weapons.
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solitudex.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I catch them all and sell em back to Red Lobster!!!
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mrmambo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Hey batter, batter, SWING. Worse than an eephus or a proper knuckler to hit
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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2 days ago
knuckleballs are difficult to hit
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mrmambo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
They are. But hitting a lobster is a whole nother mess. Even fouling one off is problematic
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protocrawl.bsky.social
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3 hours ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YLre9BsNEDA&pp=ygUYa2lkcyBpbiB0aGUgaGFsbCBsb2JzdGVy
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ptbianco.bsky.social
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2 days ago
What “people” exactly?
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supermills.bsky.social
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2 days ago
If you can dodge a lobster you can dodge a ball
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polyparadigm.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Despite that warning from David Foster Wallace
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thwarted.bsky.social
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2 days ago
"Should call the police. Dial 9-1-1, it's the Lobster Squad."
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Pincer movement.
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