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Recent tests indicate I am probably a massive dyke 30 | She/They | Canadian
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WHEW!!! Do you even fuck your wife like this??? πŸ˜©β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯🫦 #nsfw #trans #tgirl #tgirls #riding #cheating #cheater #homewrecker #roleplay #cowgirl #cock #dirtytalk

Your face is the perfect seat for my ass >:3 #femboy #femsky #nsfw #nsfwsky #twink #gay

balloon girls doing poppers is snuffbait

Hylldren, Hilde & Dahlyah: πŸ”₯ (Alt Version) β€’ #darkiron β€’ #dwarf β€’ #warcraft

β€œI just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

You see, goth bitches do it better because our cocks are simply bigger than yours. Just a fact of life, sorry. πŸ†πŸ–€πŸ’

Tying a tiny woman up? Not too difficult. Tying her up on the back of a thong in such a way that she'll be securely plastered against an asshole for an entire workday without coming loose or breaking her binds? That takes a pro. Or lots and lots of practice. #SizeSky

is it fat femme friday yet? πŸ’› *listens to mic in ear* πŸ’• i’m being told not yet this side of the atlantic, but what the hell, i’m gonna be on the bus all day tomorrow so here ya go ~✨ [links in bio, tips get treats, dms open for buyers, etc etc]. ❀️‍πŸ”₯

How come I can function perfectly with one hour of REM sleep yet my tummy just feels a little bit bloated and hurty and suddenly my body is like "actually fuck everything we should lie down forever"

regardless of your opinion of him, we should all be grateful for Luigi Mangione inadvertantly bringing back my favorite meme of the last decade

tl;dr gonna be offline, ideally for several months or longer. i'll probably be back when things r different in my life. i need to make big changes. stay angelic πŸ’•βœ¨οΈπŸͺ½

sometimes mommy needs a mommy too okay

do NOT transition ‼️ worst mistake u can make!

definitely don’t transition or you might end like me

SURPRISE! Pls rt or I'll cry and piss myself πŸ˜–

i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter

Everything sucks now like the 70s so that's how I dress

On today of all days too. Poor girl

This I'm the mom

If this flops I delete :( #femboy πŸ©·πŸ–€ 𝘼π™₯π™₯π™§π™šπ™˜π™žπ™–π™©π™š 𝙖𝙑𝙑 π™π™šπ™¨π™ π™šπ™šπ™©π™¨!! πŸ©·πŸ–€

we're changing gulf of mexico to gulf of america we're changing atlantic ocean to american ocean we're changing pacific ocean to american ocean electric boogaloo we're changing greenland to redwhiteandblueland we're changing the moon to the amoonica we're doing a lot of cocaine and we're getting tir

Smash or pass?? πŸ₯Ί (Please say smash!!) 🀍 #femboy 🀍 𝘼π™₯π™₯π™§π™šπ™˜π™žπ™–π™©π™š 𝙖𝙑𝙑 π™π™šπ™¨π™ π™šπ™šπ™©π™¨! 🀍

would you mind being my new chair? #nsfw #nsfwbsky #egirl #ass #booty #18+

Marlon Wayans eviscerates Soulja Boy after rapper calls his trans son a slur www.thepinknews.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

"Fuck outta here slappy"

I'm glad things are back to normal, trans people shouldn't fight the NYT they should fight each other as god intended

eating the MILF cereal every morning in the hope that it'll make my boobs get bigger

Sometimes in life you need to eat the green jujubes to appreciate the red jujubes.

Fuck this winter has sucked

The X-Men mansion is an example of a place rich with polycule-drama that can be used for the greater good of society.

in america giant bodies of water can change their names, but trans people can’t

Be honest would you fuck a femboy in fishnets?? πŸ–€βœ¨οΈ #femboy βœ¨οΈπŸ–€ 𝘼π™₯π™₯π™§π™šπ™˜π™žπ™–π™©π™š 𝙖𝙑𝙑 π™π™šπ™¨π™ π™šπ™šπ™©π™¨!! πŸ–€βœ¨οΈ

Wikipedia is rolling out anonymity features piloted in countries with authoritarian governments in the US & is making a change to not show editor IP addresses in response to a global "increase in threats" from Elon Musk, Heritage Foundation, and governments www.404media.co/wikipedia-pr...

my girldick is like a piece of art, in the fact its a look but don’t touch kind of deal

Season 2 Episode 3 - Frame 2445 out of 2790

lmao paper straws end NOW

This face off was a vibe.

reposting this banger from my teal era

What does this mean?????

cheers this woman, she finally put a fucking curtain up

The Rule of Two is bullshit. The dark side is a spectrum. Fuck you Darth Bane, you just want an excuse to police the dark side.

they frot like us, they frot like us, they frot like us

bdm tsss

DATING TIP: TELL THEM YOU WILL LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THAT YOU DIE AND THEN DIE, LIKE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM