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I'm just an asshole in a white linen suit, sitting in a hot tub by the ocean at dawn. They/Them. NYC live events pervert. Electrician.
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Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

He's exactly correct once you understand that Israel itself is an antisemitic political project

I think mentions of Elon musk in general should include a description of his desire to have as many kids as possible & keep most (all?) the mothers on a compound. Does a lot of the expert genius dismantling for you

tire man big brand tire statue, van nuys, california, 1991

I think a lot of what we're watching is these guys getting everything they've ever wanted and trying to figure out why that isn't making them happy

youre using the r slur? Should we throw a party?should we invite will i am

It's wild how the most beautiful handmade scarf in the world became such an easy to recognize label for the good who are fighting evil 😉

Please stop engaging with guys who look like Russell Brand on my skyline

Independent of everything, I can't help but think about how cozy liberals have gotten with George w Bush when we will all die in the shadow of No Child Left Behind

We need to figure out a way for one particular historical event to happen. A lot of historical events are happening now, but not the one I have in mind. This one would be of great interest to most people I think.

It's cool that the VHS release of Cats(1998) decided to give Mr. Mistofolees the ability to shoot lightning bolts from his hands

It's working, guys! Keep doing The Secret!

Yes he is doing sex selective IVF, but don't forget his dick also just doesn't work

Phil I'm going to pipe the air from the Holland tunnel into your home

New Quinnipiac poll— Congressional Republicans Approve 40% Disapprove 52% Congressional Democrats Approve 21% Disapprove 68% Elon Musk Favorable 38% Unfavorable 50% Donald Trump Approve 45% Disapprove 49% Trump plan to take Gaza Pro 22% Anti 62% DEI policies Good 53% Bad 38%

"The Trump White House wants this fight" No they fucking don't, you rubes! They hate fights! They bitch out from every fight they get in! The de minimis exemption stayed after everyone yelled! Justin Trudeau of all fucking people got trump to blink! These people hate fighting and suck at it!

Honing my YouTube algorithm until it is nothing but old men playing bizarre musical instruments they have invented

I don't have any idea what gender any of you are

Independent of every other stupid thing here you create a situation of "anyone who does violence against the United States gets a get-out-of-jail free card for crossing the 49th parallel" is pretty enticing

MTA to Feds: Drop dead

The most interesting piece of Star Wars media since Empire is the show where the protagonist shoots a police officer who is begging for his life in the face in the first five minutes

It’s fitting that all the deficit hawks are also raving transphobes now because “it’s basic biology” and “the government should operate like a household budget” are the the exact same kind of shit-for-brains thought-terminating cliches you’re really into if you think you were already a genius at 10

And there it is. Same holds for activists, writers, "free speech" orgs, arts institutions and everyone else who has been silent for 15 months.

There's really nothing I'm here about how the Democrats will fight. There's a lot about how Trump is bad for labor, but nothing about what the Democrats are going to do to fight it.

Incredible example of the form. No notes.

Senator I have reliable intelligence that Elon musk got your coffee order wrong, please act accordingly

It just occurred to me that, charitably, probably 30% of the country knows that "Green New Deal" is referencing something.

pirating an entire movie just to take a screenshot of a particular scene i can't find online so i can do one of those QTs with the speech bubble for 17 likes

BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

The way his mind works. Even if the point was terrible and offensive there’s 10000 ways he could have phrased it to make sense but he still managed to find the one way to be weird.

Dogg I can hear the tuba bass line in your leitmotif you're fucking washed.

It's kind of cool to see that the NYT is treating Canada the same way they treat trans people. Like it's a thought experiment rather than a bunch of living people.

these people werent sick or evil, they were your neighbors and family and friends and coworkers and parents and siblings. theyre the fucking logical conclusion when you dehumanize a population to the point where social murder becomes actual murder.

A guy kept trying to hassle and fight me on the train for sitting next to him because he's "the biggest dude on this train" and when we got to the stop he started to square up to me before realizing I was a foot taller than him

Gotta issue a correction on myself here. They didn't abandon voter education they just recalibrated it to only teach "fealty to Democrats" and "better things aren't possible"