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A shit talking, Sauvignon Blanc drinking, bougie Bronx girl who brings the intellectual truth | #BWInTech |🔮🪐✨🪬♌️ | ENTP | Black American and 🇱🇷 | She/Her
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My age is still so wild to me. All my life I thought people my age were adultier adults. Me? I’m just a baby omg 😭

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

Chile my ass used to be OUTSIDE in -6° weather on NYE in a dress and heels during my early 20s 😂😂😂

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Houston really is about to shut down because it’s going to be… 30 degrees 😐

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

How has 2025 been treating y’all?!

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve seen some of the greatest jokes of my generation go unhearted in group threads

submitted 60 days ago • 16 comments

Avoiding people with zero emotional regulation has really brought me a lot of peace- especially as I enter my 30s. Y’all be 32 years old yelling at customer service workers, throwing your coffee on the ground, fighting people, hitting people, like absolutely not. Count to 10 and get it together.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Atp don’t tell us anything unless y’all got a name and confession cuz we’re tired and I’m sure her soul is too

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

Religious people can be so insufferable sometimes. Yes…I’m a heathen!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

They’ve always been the elite way to eat eggs!!

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Me on the high speed train to Atlanta after brunch in DC.

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

I cannot deal with people with anger issues. Being 30+ with the emotional regulation of a 3 year old is a choice.

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

Y’all going for NYE or nah?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I know people love to slander chocolate cake but a good German chocolate cake is *chef’s kisses* 😍🤤🫦

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Man. If you don’t raise your children, other forces will

submitted 74 days ago • 44 comments

It's the Negro Solstice! I bout to go take a shot of pot liquor standing in the sun and activate my powers

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

Gen x was so busy complaining about being neglected they forgot to teach an entire generation how to read

submitted 74 days ago • 11 comments

Seeing all of these fine ass police officers in Houston makes me so upset!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Happy birthday to the fastest woman in the world! 🕊️🎈 #FloJo

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

A new report on Supreme Court ethics found more luxury travel by Clarence Thomas in 2021 that wasn’t reported on his financial disclosure form

submitted 74 days ago • 223 comments

there really is no one quite as single as a married m*n.

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

The highest-ranking uniformed New York Police Department officer has resigned amid allegations he demanded sex from a subordinate

submitted 74 days ago • 61 comments

MY POWERS ONLY GET SCRONGER EVERY YEAR

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Why am I outside and all I’m seeing is women opening up their purses and paying for men??? 🤢

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

For real I be in the nail salon sick as hell. I love a nice ass nail set but these prices are nasty work!

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Also $150, $200+ is just too much to be spending on nails. Full sets used to be $25, like they should be max $100 if we’re adjusting for inflation

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In 2025, I will be… 1. Drinking my water. 2. Minding my biz. 3. Having great sex, consistently.

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

That “I don’t know what to eat” to eating nothing pipeline 😞 is something vicious

submitted 75 days ago • 2 comments

And they wonder why people sending them off to a permeant nap in the lower room.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly —30s are great, you get to a point where you stop pretending you like things and just do what makes you happy.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

It was worth every last pretty penny I paid for it 💀

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I’m obsessed with my new couch it’s the perfect color and size 😍

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

i blame these podcast niggas for how some of y’all talk to women

submitted 78 days ago • 6 comments

Soft girl jobs will leave you BROKE fuck that!!

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

This is why my ears cut off when people start referencing the term (outside of a joke). It’s a pipeline to stupidity 😭

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Me too IKTR!!

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

I got a king bed because I’m the realest nigga

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

I’m not interested in looking like a good person. I’m interested in ACTUALLY being one. There’s a difference

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking a lot abt Sidney Poitier's line from Guess Who's Coming to Dinner: "You are 30 years older than I am. You&your whole lousy generation believes the way it was for you is the way it's got to be. &not until your whole generation has lain down&died will the dead weight of you be off our backs!"

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

Never forget that today is the day that Bostonians destroyed a lot of perfectly good tea.

submitted 80 days ago • 10 comments

I know you lying to motherfuckin me

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

It’s officially “Let’s Circle Back After The Holidays” season

submitted 79 days ago • 2 comments

Unfollowing folks that can't seem to go a single day without complaining & judging things they keep seeing on THEIR TL from picture threads,food posts,hypotheticals, flirting, skybaes, just unfollow those people cause you making yourself look bitter& STRICT It's your TL. You put them on it

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

I remember a few year back a child’s parent pulled me to the side and said “Yall not teaching them how to be gay or anything?” and my response was “Actually the end of the year project is on voguing, it’s gonna be worth 60% of his grade” I got written up 🥲

submitted 80 days ago • 10 comments

Friends, I have EXCELLENT news....

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

I’m about to wait until he comes back because I don’t wanna do this shit myself or I can wait until my family comes next week 🤣

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Who wants to help me unpack since someone decided to not be back in town yet 😫

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Hate that that ugly nigga and his ugly girl been plastered all over my skyline during the weekend

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

I love causing chaos on that other app and then posting here peacefully!

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments