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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations. If you're 45, that number is 74.7%. If you're under 30, the number is 100%.

submitted 3 days ago • 491 comments

Wish for a parallel economy for people who don’t enjoy foisting misery upon others, but still, like, wanna buy pesticides from the convenience of their boudoir.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 4 days ago • 1573 comments

Bow down to your gods.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American so far.

submitted 9 days ago • 127 comments

Trump’s disgusting behavior in our Oval Office in the company of a genuine hero and defender of democracy like Volodymyr Zelensky may be the most disgraceful public behavior by any president in our history.

submitted 9 days ago • 494 comments

🇺🇦

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The most Conservative I ever feel is when I’m at the back of a long line, and then a bunch of people get in line behind me, and I’m like: “Nice.”

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Love to become a subservient vassal state for a dying authoritarian nation with 90% lower GDP than your own, to own the libs

submitted 11 days ago • 89 comments

The commodification of a community spells the end of that community.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 14 days ago • 71 comments

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

submitted 14 days ago • 26 comments

Every morning we wake up wondering if a Nazi who sweats cum and has the personality of a guy who was unanimously kicked out of his improv group has tried to destroy another government department while we were asleep.

submitted 14 days ago • 36 comments

Everything right now should be understood as gangsterism. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/gangster-p...

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

submitted 17 days ago • 1416 comments

Vance and others close to him are setting up the intellectual basis for American withdrawal from and hostile rivalry towards the EU based on the claim that a democratic Europe has betrayed an authoritarian vision that Vance presents as the epitome of "Western" civilisation.

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

Because ghouls want to take away the things that civilize us and replace them with chaos, we must now prove our worth by competing over who can swallow the most misery.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The US switching sides in the world, from pro-democracy and rule of law to anti-both — most immediately seen in helping Europe against Russia to helping Russia against Europe — is the biggest, most profound change to the international system since the USSR collapsed. Immense implications, long tail.

submitted 19 days ago • 49 comments

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

submitted 24 days ago • 1244 comments

Social Media in 2015: Here are several funny things a candy heart could say for Valentines Day Social Media in 2025: We must protest the billionaires’ plan to power generative AI by feeding it actual human hearts

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

Algorithms shove you in an ever-smaller corner. Curation opens doors you didn’t even know were there.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

If Trump and Musk were trying to weaken the United States and sell it to its foreign enemies, how would they act any differently from the way they're acting now? Not at all, you say? Maybe you should wonder why that is.

submitted 30 days ago • 37 comments

You know what else is mightier than the sword but less talked about? Microphones. Tubas. Crutches. Anchors. Telephones. Microscopes. Brooms. Toothbrushes. Keys. Letters. Pushpins. Lenses. Chopsticks. Burritos. Baguettes. Like, a bunch of stuff.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

At least could comprehend rich guys when they were like Francis from Pee-wee's Big Adventure/the Monopoly guy, dudes wanting lots of fancy expensive toys & houses & stuff; now rich dudes are like, "I must eradicate all human workers & live on Mars & inject my son's dick blood into me so I never die"

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

I find myself thinking this a lot these days.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

"NO ONE WAY WORKS, it will take all of us shoving at the thing from all sides to bring it down." -Diane di Prima www.tumblr.com/urchinmoveme...

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

submitted 33 days ago • 211 comments

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

submitted 34 days ago • 743 comments

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

submitted 34 days ago • 213 comments

In my self-defense classes I focus on how most people are socially conditioned to follow the norms of a civilized, polite society — and there is a MENTAL SHIFT required to use violence to defend from violence. I'm reminded of this while watching our elected officials dithering and delaying. 1/

submitted 36 days ago • 126 comments

There has never been a better time to open a crappy amusement park where the rides kill people

submitted 37 days ago • 264 comments

I’m a libra sun, virgo rising, scorpio moon, so good luck getting me to reveal the location of the diamond stash without cutting off at least a half dozen things off my body.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

It’s brewing up to be a potent one, better beware.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 45 days ago • 131 comments

The Greater Fool believes that he can strike a deal with the con man. This is the state of America's political opposition. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-land-o...

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.

submitted 47 days ago • 105 comments

My heroes are dead, my enemies are in power, and there’s a bustle in my hedgerow.

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submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

Owners’ box

submitted 48 days ago • 307 comments

Don’t tell anyone, but I’m starting to catch on to the beauty of the season—are you also? Having said that, today it was so cold, my teeth got sensitive, as if I was continuously drinking a very cold beverage, but it was the wind, and even with my mouth closed, my pearly whites still got iced.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

It is remarkable that there are still people who believe that the reason hundreds of thousands of people have nowhere to live is that we haven’t made having nowhere to live unpleasant enough.

submitted 72 days ago • 55 comments

CNN starting to wonder if hours and hours of panels of the dumbest motherfuckers alive is really the answer www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...

submitted 73 days ago • 14 comments

He’s everywhere I see.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Big Tech: We’ve emptied the cup but are excited to offer a subscription-based cup-filling experience that could eventually deliver up to 1/3 of the original cup content.

submitted 106 days ago • 15 comments