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ludes34.bsky.social
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Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Mountain Dew was like

Politely but firmly asking the person at the box office for "one adult for the movie where Mark Wahlberg is bald" until I am sold a ticket for Flight Risk.

#InstrumentAFilmOrTVShow Tronbone

Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer? Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer. Me: What? On my pasta timer? Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer. Me: Alexa: Me: What was that other timer? Alexa: Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?

Your favorite Sesame Street character plus your least favorite SEC coach’s school is your Texas kicker name.

This is easily—EASILY—the best thing to ever happen to me on Al Gore's internet. Thank you Mr. @wdmbox.bsky.social for your encouragement. I will do my very best to keep going 💪

Buster Cat Statistics: Handsome - 100% White - 42% Biteyness- 18% Brain capacity - 0.3% #cats

One of the greatest feelings in all of board games, being eliminated from Monopoly, thus no longer having to play Monopoly.

Post a photo of your #pets that looks like an album cover. #cats #dogs

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

in a surprising development he likes ladders and “helping” with their deployment and use

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

Government drones above my barn: How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.

you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but

HELLO MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ANY AMWAY PRODUCTS TODAY? #cats

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

Most of America right now.

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

Massive away win for the little fella.

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

ok it is time (past time) for me to hibernate keep each another warm this winter good bye

proof that beyonce is inspired by betty white: thread

i am darth

I wrote about the societal diseases of billionairism and narcissism that our country is suffering to a terminal degree, the reasons why building communities is the most effective treatment for it, and what that means for The Reframe. www.the-reframe.com/we-cant-affo...

THIS CYCING PUP IS A BORN CROUPIER A GAMBLING PROFESSION IS ALWAYS OK CASE CLOSE

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.