Politely but firmly asking the person at the box office for "one adult for the movie where Mark Wahlberg is bald" until I am sold a ticket for Flight Risk.
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So while checking to see if a Charles Martin Smith biopic was a good idea I learned that he directed AIR BUD? The nerd from The Untouchables directed Air Bud??!?!?! Give James Mangold $80 million dollars immediately
If i were somewhere i might meet him, I would shout one of his raps until he looks in my direction, and then grab my crotch and shout "yo marky mark i got yr funky bunch right here" to remind him that his underwear modeling was not his most cringeworthy juvenalia.
Mark Wahlberg strikes me as the type of person who has paid a not-insignificant amount of money to forestall that eventuality - I'm curious what Gibson offered him
Oh. I looked directly into the eyes of the ticket taker and through gritted teeth hissed, "I would like one ticket for the latest movie from the director of Apocalypto" and he let me right in.
On one hand it's sad they gave the game away in the trailer because, what a reveal! On the other hand I will definitely go see the movie where Mark Wahlberg is bald
I saw the ads and never thought it was Mark Wahlberg. At best, it could be Phone Booth, depending on when the suspension of disbelief is broken or more likely typical January slop.
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(Also, but off topic: that's giving Mel Gibson money. Ew.)
it holds up
There have been a few before, but your hometown governor put up a highly efficient 50:1 ratio post yesterday.
Attention must be paid. Records must be kept.
https://bsky.app/profile/govmurphy.bsky.social/post/3lg7b7dgclk2i