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Here is a nice mushroom

Me: we all have the same 25 hours Friend: you mean 24 hours? Me, realizing my friend can’t afford the secret 25th hour: yes

fine i will do it i will identify the bugs for u

“No harm no fowl” - Bob Marley’s opinion on birds

Here are some nice mushrooms

Sorry I pulled all the stuffing out of your jacket and you got mad, I guess you don’t care how warm my nest is this winter

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

The road to hell is paved with hell bricks

You may be struggling today, but one day soon things will be better. Some days are just struggly. Ups and downs are part of the deal

Here are some nice mushrooms

Sexiest Man Alive implies there’s an even sexier corpse that needs to be excluded from consideration

If I was a bird I might fuck around and tweet just for fun

Here is a nice mushroom

Me: i’ll have a coke Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay Me: maybe, what is that

True story

*a conspiracy theorist trying to prove that a cow couldn’t have jumped over the moon and accidentally proving that it did*

Update: he just deposited $20 for pizza night

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Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log

bedtime

Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) nice mushrooms

Scammer called me today. Joke’s on them, I scammed them out of a nice little conversation. All they got was my bank password.

Here are some nice mushrooms