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I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
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Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 17 hours ago • 21 comments

FRIEND: didn’t your dad ever teach you to throw a ball ME: of course *20 years earlier* My dad: the waltz is always in fashion

submitted 406 days ago • 22 comments

don't tell my haters about my crazy balanced breakfast this morning

submitted 232 days ago • 15 comments

if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”

submitted 232 days ago • 73 comments

Saying something is “as easy as stealing candy from a baby” is actually really demeaning to people who steal from babies for a living

submitted 17 hours ago • 24 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

One nice thing about foraging compared to other hobbies is that no one spends $10,000 on stuff for it

submitted 106 days ago • 160 comments

a good day

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I’m very concerned about ugly astronauts. What if they meet an alien? We need to be looking so right. Spacesuits need more see-through panels

submitted 1 day ago • 49 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN

submitted 125 days ago • 48 comments

Went for a walk yesterday, but I had one thing on my mind.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

There’s a crack in my driveway I’ve been meaning to fix but today I saw a chipmunk scurry into the hole that opened under it and I guess that means I missed my chance. This is chipmunk territory now

submitted 2 days ago • 59 comments

LAST CHANCE for a free signed print when you sign up for mushie-mail! The special offer on my Patreon ends ✨ TODAY ✨ so if you want to get letters in the mail from me with stickers and news updates and more take a look right here 👇👇 Patreon.com/luke_venechuk THANKS to all who’ve signed up 🙏

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

LAST CHANCE for a free signed print when you sign up for mushie-mail! The special offer on my Patreon ends ✨ TODAY ✨ so if you want to get letters in the mail from me with stickers and news updates and more take a look right here 👇👇 Patreon.com/luke_venechuk THANKS to all who’ve signed up 🙏

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 3 days ago • 52 comments

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that* *look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese

submitted 134 days ago • 95 comments

my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs

submitted 129 days ago • 5 comments

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 4 days ago • 73 comments

[Shark Tank] Me: I STARTED A COMPANY THAT MAKES TEMPORARY BREAST IMPLANTS Mark Cuban: why are you yelling Me: TA-TAS FOR NOW Mark Cuban: I’ll give you one billion dollars

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments