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I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
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Here is a nice mushroom

submitted 2 hours ago • 7 comments

Me: i’ll have a coke Waiter: is coke-of-cola okay Me: maybe, what is that

submitted 109 days ago • 158 comments

True story

submitted 17 days ago • 30 comments

*a conspiracy theorist trying to prove that a cow couldn’t have jumped over the moon and accidentally proving that it did*

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

Update: he just deposited $20 for pizza night

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 23 hours ago • 16 comments

Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log

submitted 62 days ago • 141 comments

bedtime

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) nice mushrooms

submitted 23 hours ago • 37 comments

Scammer called me today. Joke’s on them, I scammed them out of a nice little conversation. All they got was my bank password.

submitted 23 hours ago • 21 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid

submitted 16 days ago • 86 comments

My son couldn’t quite remember the phrase “how do you like them apples” and he’s been saying “How do you like those beans?” to everyone for weeks

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

What do I care if there are mice in my walls, I hardly ever use that space

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

My perfect vacation is being shrunk down to the size of an egg and having a protective hen sit on me while I read books

submitted 55 days ago • 62 comments

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

submitted 4 days ago • 95 comments

Descartes: I think therefore I am Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

FRIEND: didn’t your dad ever teach you to throw a ball ME: of course *20 years earlier* My dad: the waltz is always in fashion

submitted 410 days ago • 22 comments

don't tell my haters about my crazy balanced breakfast this morning

submitted 236 days ago • 15 comments

if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”

submitted 235 days ago • 73 comments

Saying something is “as easy as stealing candy from a baby” is actually really demeaning to people who steal from babies for a living

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

One nice thing about foraging compared to other hobbies is that no one spends $10,000 on stuff for it

submitted 110 days ago • 160 comments

a good day

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

I’m very concerned about ugly astronauts. What if they meet an alien? We need to be looking so right. Spacesuits need more see-through panels

submitted 4 days ago • 49 comments