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I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
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Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 4 hours ago • 13 comments

Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log

submitted 61 days ago • 140 comments

bedtime

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Guarantees in life: 1) death 2) taxes 3) nice mushrooms

submitted 4 hours ago • 30 comments

Scammer called me today. Joke’s on them, I scammed them out of a nice little conversation. All they got was my bank password.

submitted 4 hours ago • 13 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

Imagine thinking mushrooms aren’t beautiful, how stupid

submitted 15 days ago • 86 comments

My son couldn’t quite remember the phrase “how do you like them apples” and he’s been saying “How do you like those beans?” to everyone for weeks

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

What do I care if there are mice in my walls, I hardly ever use that space

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

My perfect vacation is being shrunk down to the size of an egg and having a protective hen sit on me while I read books

submitted 54 days ago • 59 comments

ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.

submitted 3 days ago • 95 comments

Descartes: I think therefore I am Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

FRIEND: didn’t your dad ever teach you to throw a ball ME: of course *20 years earlier* My dad: the waltz is always in fashion

submitted 409 days ago • 22 comments

don't tell my haters about my crazy balanced breakfast this morning

submitted 235 days ago • 15 comments

if I ever have a Wikipedia page of my own, I hope there’s one section sandwiched in the middle called, “The Incident”

submitted 235 days ago • 73 comments

Saying something is “as easy as stealing candy from a baby” is actually really demeaning to people who steal from babies for a living

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

One nice thing about foraging compared to other hobbies is that no one spends $10,000 on stuff for it

submitted 109 days ago • 160 comments

a good day

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I’m very concerned about ugly astronauts. What if they meet an alien? We need to be looking so right. Spacesuits need more see-through panels

submitted 4 days ago • 49 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN

submitted 128 days ago • 48 comments

Went for a walk yesterday, but I had one thing on my mind.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

There’s a crack in my driveway I’ve been meaning to fix but today I saw a chipmunk scurry into the hole that opened under it and I guess that means I missed my chance. This is chipmunk territory now

submitted 5 days ago • 59 comments

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submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

LAST CHANCE for a free signed print when you sign up for mushie-mail! The special offer on my Patreon ends ✨ TODAY ✨ so if you want to get letters in the mail from me with stickers and news updates and more take a look right here 👇👇 Patreon.com/luke_venechuk THANKS to all who’ve signed up 🙏

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments