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Here are some nice mushrooms

One nice thing about foraging compared to other hobbies is that no one spends $10,000 on stuff for it

a good day

I’m very concerned about ugly astronauts. What if they meet an alien? We need to be looking so right. Spacesuits need more see-through panels

Here are some nice mushrooms

Guy 1: I’m gonna braid these threads into string Guy 2: I already braided those threads into string Guy 1: but I wanted to braid the threads into string Guy 2: well you can’t because they are already string for I have braided them Guy 1, about to invent rope: WELL I’M GONNA BRAID THEM AGAIN

Went for a walk yesterday, but I had one thing on my mind.

There’s a crack in my driveway I’ve been meaning to fix but today I saw a chipmunk scurry into the hole that opened under it and I guess that means I missed my chance. This is chipmunk territory now

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Here are some nice mushrooms

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that* *look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese

my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

[Shark Tank] Me: I STARTED A COMPANY THAT MAKES TEMPORARY BREAST IMPLANTS Mark Cuban: why are you yelling Me: TA-TAS FOR NOW Mark Cuban: I’ll give you one billion dollars