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Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones. Democrats: [wave placard] Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]

Fun Fact: Democrats are wearing pink tonight as a symbolic protest against people who want them to do something meaningful

trump: "democrats are weak, they're pathetic, they are like sick dogs to me. not people! they are not people!!!" democrats: *silently holding a tiny sign that says "not true" like daffy duck*

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

The Democratic Party are cowards.

Measles is back! We’re tanking the economy! We’re trying to gut Medicaid! USA USA USA!

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

love pupusas <3

I wish that I wasn't poor. I wish I weren't on Medicaid. But I am. So, the fact that millions of people on Medicaid probably supported this guy who endorses a bill to slash that... I just don't understand.

companion is a pretty damn good movie. not like 100/100 or anything but it's a solid 8/10 IMO.

I don’t give a fuck that the NFL removed something from the end zone, because they manipulate our time and interest in the name of propaganda. It’s all performative. The NFL allows rapists and abusers to continue playing. And then cheap out on players after retire and face the damage from playing.

Although I thought he was a pretty poor president, Biden is more likable than Trump. And Trump's first 10 days in office have been outstandingly awful. So it makes Biden's flaws less glaring. Like am I going to have nostalgia for Grandpa Joe?

i got a ticket, im prob gonna get fired, I'm losing my mind, the world is awful, what's the point bruh

Why does everything have to be so hard? I just wish I was normal. I hate being mentally ill and stupid. I hate that I can’t do anything normally. I hate that I’m so forgetful. I hate that I’m so impulsive. I hate that I can’t hold down a job. I hate that I can’t really think about the future.

these next four years are about to be ass

Rip David lynch

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I love living through the apocalypse

Reading books has made me a better at sexting

it seems like there are more and more years each and every year

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Please don’t refer to the 20th century as the 1900s. I was born in 1999 bro, don’t group me with a decade that’s 120 years ago 😭😭

she made me a playlist. that means so much to me.

Finally met a girl who I actually really feel something for. I feel so comfortable with her and she feels the same about me. The conversations are natural and the sex has been immaculate. I hate jumping to conclusions because it’s still really early, but my gut is telling me she’s what I’ve needed.

nosferatu was decent but not as good as people are saying

Trying not to spend money is so hard lmal

Destroy this myth. Please share if you have visited and researched in a library this past year! RT And give a shout out to your favorite library you have ever visited.

REST IN PEACE RICKEY HENDERSON

Usyk Fury 2 is a world class fight. I could watch these two fight forever.

had a great date tonight and dont feel like a piece of shit for once yay

How is Feb 29 not the least common birthday? It only happens every 4 years lmao

When you stop feeling sorry for yourself, you realize that people actually wanna have sex with you

the belief that low IQ is correlated to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. you can jack off to a sandwich if youre stupid enough

why do i have friends who can never be ready on fucking time. why do you have to be late to everything? and this is coming from the most adhd riddled motherfucker.

FUCK SANTACON

I love novellas like Heart of Darkness because they provide a snapshot of late 19th/early 20th-century imperialism as viewed by people who actually lived through it. That's such a ripe period for great stories, but it feels like that's the only good one I can think of.

by age 25 a man must become obsessed with at least one historical period (for me this is the french revolutionary and napoleonic wars)

I feel so bad for Jake in The Sun Also Rises

The Luigi Mangione stuff is fishy as hell just saying

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Adult films give young people a really unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Assad is gone? Good riddance. #Syria

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since we can apparently just choke out anyone on the subway with impunity im gonna choke out the next person i see wearing a maga hat and say he was threatening the women in the train will i be okay then

The NFL is so soft now bro

The Spotify AI podcast is kind of creepy. Why does it actually sound like real people lmao

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

women on dating apps live on easy mode bro. my friend said she downloaded bumble and got like 400 likes in less than an hour. what the fuck man that's just not fair lmao