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Folk fiddle, cricket, academic publishing. He/him
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Here's Terry Pratchett mastering the urban fantasy/hidden London genre in less than 500 words when he was just 17, in February 1966. "The idea of people rushing round deep under the earth is dark and mysterious, and the monks want to make sure people remember that".

I think you have to say that the mission to create legal clarity had mixed results at best

This dog politely asked for a musician's drumstick in the middle of their performance. Always excited to find a fellow stick lover. 12/10

Perhaps you would like a break from the politics of this week? By way of intermission, we took a tour of Oxfordshire via its food, ancient and modern. Featuring Shakespeare, quirky college traditions, French nobility, bun throwing, and beer. Bon appetit! oxfordclarion.uk/from-banbury...

Just out! Our peer-reviewed critique of the Cass Review has been published by BMC Medical Research Methodology. Please read and share. We show that the Cass Review is fatally flawed and should not be the basis for policy or practice in transgender healthcare. link.springer.com/article/10.1...

Met an old school friend at a Starbucks when back in town. He was using the Wifi and his browser was mostly adverts. I asked why he didn't use an adblocker and he said he sometimes clicked on ads and bought stuff. People like him are the problem with society.

Going through Andrew Tate tweets for an episode and every once in awhile he drops a banger

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

Really happy our family could be part of this big, beautiful crowd of people standing up together for trans rights in Oxford today. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️‍⚧️✊

Yes and ho!

Popes are chosen by God, making them the ultimate Dei hire

All this money & energy spent to make life more miserable for trans people could've been used to fight against domestic violence, wage disparity, sexual harassment, harassment of people accessing abortion services, proper childcare provision; you know, to make the world a better place instead.

I can’t help but think something has gone wrong in your life if you’re spending your morning off work holding a sign that says “Large Gametes”.

HULK ADAM SMASHES DIRE WOLVES. Man alive this vexes me, and I am a bit sweary and irritable in this. Enjoy. arutherford.substack.com/p/dire-wolve...

"I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done? I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion? You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the..."

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

From a work survey that I read and review "I know this response will not be read by a human, and the machine will think I'm satisfied". I feel so unseen...

WORLD-FIRST: Ground-breaking research published today in the Ornithologist Journal has, for the first time, translated common UK bird vocalisations into equivalent phrases in the human language. The results tell us a lot! Extracts below... 🧵

A Lithuanian equivalent to “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” is nemokamas sūris tik pelėkautuose. It means “the only free cheese is in a mousetrap” * read on for more international cheese phrases (this thread may not turn out grate, but hopefully it will be gouda ‘nuff)…

old sketchbook jokes

LISTEN no one talks about this enough but the weird little monkey part of our brain really needs us to sit around in small groups, with no particular end goal or plan in mind, and just talk Like a fundamental need for us to be healthy

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

Here it is. The swearing episode of Words Unravelled. My dear granny would be so ashamed. youtu.be/NqvT3gVz2aw

Animalgesics. #art #pills #moles

Our first MAP MEN BOOK, coming this October is *already* available to pre-order. lnk.to/MapMen Imagine the bliss of getting your Christmas shopping out of the way 9 months early. 🗺️ 📕

A cartoon for #worldbookday (coming on Thursday 6th) for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

"Our shareholders want higher dividends, so we're going to do irreparable harm to the long-term sustainability of life on earth". This whole model of thinking about profit and loss is utterly broken. And it's doing catastrophic ecological damage. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tell me about a recurring bit you do among your nearest & dearest (or one of theirs) My grad school brother-from -another-mother and I are partial to compliments-as-threats.

If the UK was really, really smart, it would now plough tens of billions into research centres and take in all the American academics fleeing the US. Spoiler: the UK is not smart. 🇬🇧

I can. In fact, the Canadian version is so great, I can't think of an American equivalent. 🧵

Stromatolites xkcd.com/3046

That constant feeling of "I'm not old enough to be responsible for this!" whenever you have to do something objectively important? Yeah, that never actually goes away. You just need to ignore it and do your best

UK folks: today’s the day! @yrfatfriendfilm.bsky.social airs on BBC Four TODAY at 10pm, and it’s on iplayer!

What fresh Captcha hell is this!? Why are the rabbits in cities? Why do they look so calm? Does a barrel taste sweet?

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.bsky.social

Good grief, Moncrieff: How mainstream media keeps letting down the vulnerable theneuroscienceofeve... Hadn't planned on writing this, but *yet another* example of harmful views being aired without question by the national broadcaster meant it felt needed #MentalHealth #Media

"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.

The Icelandic horse is all you need on a January Wednesday.