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Morning me was not so thoughtful today…little shit

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Saving this for when they update the Pope

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You're the next pope, Charlie Brown

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date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

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At 10K she will reach out to me and everything will be okay

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JG Wentworth is short for Jesus God Wentworth

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Posts that I Keep Wanting to Do and Then Find Out I Already Did Them a While Ago, Vol. I

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"Crafting jokes?" No, I'm punsmithing

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a club where I can lay down and take a nap

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Pick a lane, bittersweet.

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If you are in line to have your life ruined, please stay in line.

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If I reword her joke in the replies, it will be much funnier - random reply guys

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Me: shitposts Reply guy: this song has the same word in the title/lyrics and

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Smash Mouth? That band that promotes violence?? Yeah, no thank you ✋🏻

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People out here wearing rings, like calm down, King Tut

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It's a beautiful day to give up on someone and move the fuck on.

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Wish I hadn’t But, I did So, here we are

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What the human heart really looks like

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Why do they call it "ghosted" when the words "rejected" and "ignored" are right there? Hello? Hello?

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Some people called it a "miracle," but Saint Peter appearing out of nowhere just to punt me in the scrotes at Del Taco didn't seem like a fucking "miracle" to me

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You write incessantly to stay sane in this insane world.

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I’m at my sexiest when I’m standing at my kitchen sink sucking the chocolate ganache right off the Saran wrap. 😁

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My dog's mostly motivated by snacks or treats and all I can say is same, girl, same.

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Before key fob panic buttons, I would have to yell HONK HONK HONK as loud as I could. Didn't help me find my car, though.

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walking around the garden, thanking & apologizing to nature.

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Bullshit that I'm awake right now tbh

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circles mattress 11 times and collapses

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I wish my penis was more penis-shaped.

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“leave me alone, please” should never be a problem

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you are like a pillow that is always cold on both sides to me

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I have so much love inside of me I am going to throw up

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Please don't crop your dogs ears or declaw your cat. That's all.

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3d printing a sensible dinner

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I love going to the store for a yummy treat

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Same wonder girl same

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Had garlic bread for dinner, so you could say I know a thing or two about culinary excellence.

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takes a bite of butter, then a bite of toast As god intended.

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Morning me was not so thoughtful today…little shit

Saving this for when they update the Pope

You're the next pope, Charlie Brown

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

At 10K she will reach out to me and everything will be okay

JG Wentworth is short for Jesus God Wentworth

Posts that I Keep Wanting to Do and Then Find Out I Already Did Them a While Ago, Vol. I

"Crafting jokes?" No, I'm punsmithing

a club where I can lay down and take a nap

Pick a lane, bittersweet.

If you are in line to have your life ruined, please stay in line.

If I reword her joke in the replies, it will be much funnier - random reply guys

Me: shitposts Reply guy: this song has the same word in the title/lyrics and

Smash Mouth? That band that promotes violence?? Yeah, no thank you ✋🏻

People out here wearing rings, like calm down, King Tut

It's a beautiful day to give up on someone and move the fuck on.

Wish I hadn’t But, I did So, here we are

What the human heart really looks like

Why do they call it "ghosted" when the words "rejected" and "ignored" are right there? Hello? Hello?

Some people called it a "miracle," but Saint Peter appearing out of nowhere just to punt me in the scrotes at Del Taco didn't seem like a fucking "miracle" to me

You write incessantly to stay sane in this insane world.

I’m at my sexiest when I’m standing at my kitchen sink sucking the chocolate ganache right off the Saran wrap. 😁

My dog's mostly motivated by snacks or treats and all I can say is same, girl, same.

Before key fob panic buttons, I would have to yell HONK HONK HONK as loud as I could. Didn't help me find my car, though.

walking around the garden, thanking & apologizing to nature.

Bullshit that I'm awake right now tbh

circles mattress 11 times and collapses

I wish my penis was more penis-shaped.

“leave me alone, please” should never be a problem

you are like a pillow that is always cold on both sides to me

I have so much love inside of me I am going to throw up

Please don't crop your dogs ears or declaw your cat. That's all.

3d printing a sensible dinner

I love going to the store for a yummy treat

Same wonder girl same

Had garlic bread for dinner, so you could say I know a thing or two about culinary excellence.

takes a bite of butter, then a bite of toast As god intended.

Alright! Morning me left coffee ready to brew for nighttime me when I got home from work!

I'd say I'm more of a red hot silly pepper

This is now a crow appreciation account