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There's a group of trans latina women at the bar tn and a guy I know is playing Jenga with one of them and the rest of us are like, "Does he know…?" And I'm like, "Does it matter? Lol" lol

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Květ 12° by Schilling Beer & Fonta Flora Czech-style Amber Lager aged on Cherrywood - 4.8% ABV Littleton, NH / Nebo, NC

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Another Day, Another Time by Odd Colony Open Fermented Pilsner - 5% ABV Pensacola, FL

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Tall Kiwi by Other Half Hazy IPA w/ Citra Nectaron & Riwaka - 7% ABV Brooklyn, NY

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35 year olds today are like "back in my day we didn't have PlayStation 5.......we had PlayStation 2!" And I don't know, I feel like nostalgia just isn't what it used to be.

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I identify as your favorite grocery store that went out of business decades ago

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Morning me was not so thoughtful today…little shit

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Saving this for when they update the Pope

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You're the next pope, Charlie Brown

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date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

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At 10K she will reach out to me and everything will be okay

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JG Wentworth is short for Jesus God Wentworth

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Posts that I Keep Wanting to Do and Then Find Out I Already Did Them a While Ago, Vol. I

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"Crafting jokes?" No, I'm punsmithing

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a club where I can lay down and take a nap

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Pick a lane, bittersweet.

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If you are in line to have your life ruined, please stay in line.

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If I reword her joke in the replies, it will be much funnier - random reply guys

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Me: shitposts Reply guy: this song has the same word in the title/lyrics and

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Smash Mouth? That band that promotes violence?? Yeah, no thank you ✋🏻

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People out here wearing rings, like calm down, King Tut

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It's a beautiful day to give up on someone and move the fuck on.

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Wish I hadn’t But, I did So, here we are

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What the human heart really looks like

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Why do they call it "ghosted" when the words "rejected" and "ignored" are right there? Hello? Hello?

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Some people called it a "miracle," but Saint Peter appearing out of nowhere just to punt me in the scrotes at Del Taco didn't seem like a fucking "miracle" to me

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You write incessantly to stay sane in this insane world.

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I’m at my sexiest when I’m standing at my kitchen sink sucking the chocolate ganache right off the Saran wrap. 😁

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My dog's mostly motivated by snacks or treats and all I can say is same, girl, same.

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Before key fob panic buttons, I would have to yell HONK HONK HONK as loud as I could. Didn't help me find my car, though.

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walking around the garden, thanking & apologizing to nature.

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Bullshit that I'm awake right now tbh

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*circles mattress 11 times and collapses*

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I wish my penis was more penis-shaped.

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“leave me alone, please” should never be a problem

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you are like a pillow that is always cold on both sides to me

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I have so much love inside of me I am going to throw up

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Please don't crop your dogs ears or declaw your cat. That's all.

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3d printing a sensible dinner

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I love going to the store for a yummy treat

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Same wonder girl same

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Had garlic bread for dinner, so you could say I know a thing or two about culinary excellence.

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*takes a bite of butter, then a bite of toast* As god intended.

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