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Splatter University (1984) Richard W. Haines

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My Beautiful friends, my Beautiful city and me!

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I was thirsdty

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CousGoose

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Dewey lookin ass cat

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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

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Staying hydrated today by putting plastic bottles of water up my butt and clenching when I'm thirsty

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One William Dollars and One Jillian Dollars are married and in love

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Charli Xenoblade Chronicles X

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I love ramen, but I don’t eat it that often these days, so I do a thing to honor it in my own way: I keep a single noodle from each bowl in my pocket until the next time I have ramen and I replace the previous noodle with a new noodle (newdle).

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bob woodward and carl bernstein in the parking garage: you want us to call you what

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we both jack off but I do it in a far more postmodern and rhizomatic way than you could ever imagine

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I love you, Chicago

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MAGGIE MUENSTER MAGGIE MUENSTER

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I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need i want i need i want i need i want i need i want more more more more more i deserve more i deserve more than this oh my GOD

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Being unemployed was really fun but also horrible i eish we could survive off part time work

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people who have a 9-5 job with an hr lunch break should just shut the fuck up. & if it’s work from home, i don’t want to hear you speak ever again

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On the tinned fish train today, ate very thin sliced boroña with avocado, kumato and a wrinkly goat cheese (Blakesville After Glow, beautiful cheese. Been eating it with rose petal jam too) topped with sardines. Also drank a weed cocktail with Kratom and for some reason i feel like a hot bad bitch

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Maggie

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I am so conflicted about a lot right now but i know i love being home and my apartment is such a cozy and safe place

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Eartha Clit

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Clit Eastwood

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Maggie Knows

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My beautiful girlfriend and our cat if you even care

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lick lick lick lick nibble nibble

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Splatter University (1984) Richard W. Haines

My Beautiful friends, my Beautiful city and me!

I was thirsdty

CousGoose

Dewey lookin ass cat

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

Staying hydrated today by putting plastic bottles of water up my butt and clenching when I'm thirsty

One William Dollars and One Jillian Dollars are married and in love

Charli Xenoblade Chronicles X

I love ramen, but I don’t eat it that often these days, so I do a thing to honor it in my own way: I keep a single noodle from each bowl in my pocket until the next time I have ramen and I replace the previous noodle with a new noodle (newdle).

bob woodward and carl bernstein in the parking garage: you want us to call you what

we both jack off but I do it in a far more postmodern and rhizomatic way than you could ever imagine

I love you, Chicago

MAGGIE MUENSTER MAGGIE MUENSTER

I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need more out of life I want more out of life I need i want i need i want i need i want i need i want more more more more more i deserve more i deserve more than this oh my GOD

Being unemployed was really fun but also horrible i eish we could survive off part time work

people who have a 9-5 job with an hr lunch break should just shut the fuck up. & if it’s work from home, i don’t want to hear you speak ever again

On the tinned fish train today, ate very thin sliced boroña with avocado, kumato and a wrinkly goat cheese (Blakesville After Glow, beautiful cheese. Been eating it with rose petal jam too) topped with sardines. Also drank a weed cocktail with Kratom and for some reason i feel like a hot bad bitch

Maggie

I am so conflicted about a lot right now but i know i love being home and my apartment is such a cozy and safe place

Eartha Clit

Clit Eastwood

Maggie Knows

My beautiful girlfriend and our cat if you even care

lick lick lick lick nibble nibble

The other day my friend @rosieterror.bsky.social sent me photos of myself that she took and here are a few of my favorite ones

Clown squishmallow collection

Shrek, he lives in an onion under the swamp

Hey can i come over and do this