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Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

submitted 3 days ago • 372 comments

A 48 hour social media break will have you feeling like Ben Kenobi staggering out of the hills with a hood on

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

MUSK: DOGE found 5000 gallons of golden bullion in the dungeons of Social Security Administration. Now every American taxpayer will receive a chicken that lays golden eggs. EVERY MEDIA OUTLET: Billionaire Genius has done it again.

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

70 year old guy gets a 25 year old gf and the ignorant masses say she only wants him for his money. These people have never known the simple pleasure of extremely old balls

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

Just like Cortés burned his boats when he reached the new land, I will be leaving my old jeans in this Walmart fitting room.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

who is your favorite Star Wars robot, the garbage can or the yellow nerd

submitted 8 days ago • 51 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 8 days ago • 369 comments

Allegory alert!

submitted 9 days ago • 224 comments

AUSA Hagan Scotten, former clerk for John Roberts, really put some mustard on his resignation letter.

submitted 9 days ago • 853 comments

When Tulsi Gabbard is in charge of our national security apparatus, it truly no longer matters.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Incredible.

submitted 9 days ago • 80 comments

I’m the same age as this man, don’t take good care of myself, and have bad genetics. I look ten years younger than him. Evil rots you from within.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

now is a great time to launch my shady and opaquely sourced meat pie business

submitted 10 days ago • 37 comments

His uncle used to give Ted talks on the Senate floor.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Real elder millennial sauce heads know this is where it’s at.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

ASL interpreters who work in the arts (concerts, opera, theatre, etc) deserve to be valued as artists too. it takes so much skill to be this good at capturing the FEEL of music beyond just translating the meaning of the text and it’s an invaluable accessibility service

submitted 13 days ago • 69 comments

How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

i don’t have any superbowl opinions, i just hope kendrick lamar and the guys who climb light poles in philly have a good time.

submitted 14 days ago • 41 comments

Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

submitted 15 days ago • 138 comments

It’s pretty fucked up to post this on a website where everyone is the exact same age as LeBron James and hurt their knee going to the bathroom

submitted 16 days ago • 57 comments

if you have worked with the general public you know that about 60% of people would still miss it

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

submitted 17 days ago • 362 comments

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

submitted 18 days ago • 210 comments

That sounds you hear is a long-retired COBOL programmer being asked by a broccoli headed 19 year old failson dork to come back as a consultant to fix something they ignorantly smashed, and him asking for your yearly salary per hour.

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

submitted 21 days ago • 196 comments

Ah fuck we’re going to be calling Canadian Bacon “Liberty Ham” or some shit aren’t we

submitted 21 days ago • 57 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 22 days ago • 98 comments

The rats are in the corn.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

It should’ve been this plane

submitted 22 days ago • 47 comments

I always assumed that knowing the lyrics to the first Tenacious D album was how you made women fall in love with you but so far it’s only worked with adult bearded men my exact age

submitted 23 days ago • 142 comments

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

submitted 22 days ago • 384 comments

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

submitted 23 days ago • 1960 comments

We all know what it means. Same thing that CRT meant.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I just wanna live a life where the only person's stupidity I'm in mortal fear of is my own

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

submitted 25 days ago • 541 comments