It’s pretty fucked up to post this on a website where everyone is the exact same age as LeBron James and hurt their knee going to the bathroom - ThreadSky

brendelbored.bsky.social • 15 days ago

It’s pretty fucked up to post this on a website where everyone is the exact same age as LeBron James and hurt their knee going to the bathroom

Reposted from ESPN

40-PIECE FOR THE 40-YEAR-OLD 👑

LeBron James and Michael Jordan are the only two players in NBA history to score 40+ points in a game at age 40 or older.

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dying-robot.bsky.social•15 days ago

counter-point: they’ve given me the confidence that I too could achieve this amazing feat

zackhouse.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m 40… if my 9 yo wants to play a game of pickup we have to stop at 10…. Because I’m 40.

302czar.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'll have you know that I am 41, sir.

teamquimby.bsky.social•15 days ago

My feet hurt because I wore flip-flops too long today and now I have to wear sneakers the rest the night

alainnfocail.bsky.social•15 days ago

My knees started hurting going to the bathroom when I was in my 20s 😭
But I am the same age as LeBron.

augustinemerganser.bsky.social•15 days ago

How can he be 40? Didn't he graduate from high school just 10 years ago?

lostpurplecat.bsky.social•15 days ago

I saw him play in high school (we went to sister schools), so yes. Can confirm it was 10 years ago.

ddenhaan.bsky.social•15 days ago

Over Christmas I hurt my back puzzling.

irontuna.bsky.social•15 days ago

I had a sleep injury to my shoulder that put me on the disabled list for a almost a year

sunsetdenizen.bsky.social•15 days ago

I pulled something in my back doing a bong rip last month. Hurt for days

kevvc1.bsky.social•15 days ago

You forgot to add we also all struggle to pay for eggs......

crookedknight.bsky.social•15 days ago

About once a month I get a charley horse from stretching out while falling asleep

smjburnette.bsky.social•15 days ago

mpbmke.com•15 days ago

I just hurt my knee stretching my SI joint.

jpgorman.bsky.social•15 days ago

Back's sore from playing Breath of the Wild.

roosefella.bsky.social•15 days ago

switching my exercise routine to no impact because my knee hurts too bad.

mfuhhhsanwich.bsky.social•15 days ago

I hurt my knee walking up the stairs at Luka’s age, ty very much

suzai.bsky.social•15 days ago

Or getting out of their chair

romancarreon.bsky.social•15 days ago

Shout out to all my old homies who have thrown out their back by sneezing too hard

jaynahson.bsky.social•15 days ago

My feet hurt when I stand and my back hurts when I sit. I can’t even image the pain I’d be in if I tried to jump to shoot a basketball.

ettouslouie.bsky.social•15 days ago

Pulled a muscle in my finger pulling on a shoe.

thelionseye.bsky.social•15 days ago

😂

chicacherrycola.bsky.social•15 days ago

My lower back just popped when I coughed. It’s been happening a lot lately 🤷🏻‍♀️

brendelbored.bsky.social•15 days ago

One day I truly believe LeBron will join this website and we can all talk about the great new shows premiering on Hulu together

kskm3.bsky.social•15 days ago

not sure why but this just made me do an almost spit-take with my coffee!

Somehow managed to not spray it all over the laptop.

topogeom.bsky.social•15 days ago

Me: hey Lebron! What if you, the basketball player, was an innie like in severance and you had no idea! How crazy would that be.

Lebron: somebody kill this guy.

brendelbored.bsky.social•15 days ago

It is both very adorable and very haunting how many of you are replying with stories of recently injuring yourselves while sneezing

babsallday.bsky.social•15 days ago

no mine was standing back up after brushing my teeth

azpenguin.bsky.social•15 days ago

We have a disabled bulldog and my wife was changing his diaper last night and then just fell to the floor groaning. Pulled a muscle in her back just being down there. Getting old isn’t for sissies.

ialwayslose.bsky.social•15 days ago

I tore my mcl slipping in the kitchen

misterfungi.bsky.social•15 days ago

paradise is ok I think

novadam.bsky.social•15 days ago

I pegged LeBron as a PlutoTV guy huh

irontuna.bsky.social•15 days ago

what were you wearing when you pegged him?

novadam.bsky.social•15 days ago

kellyinbuffalo.bsky.social•15 days ago

I hurt my back!
How?
I got out of bed.

benbusb.us•15 days ago

hurts knees uncrossing legs, reporting for duty 🫡

thuotila.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yeah, but I would've been on the NBA, had I not hurt my knee going to the bathroom.

shealagh.bsky.social•15 days ago

Quite literally searching for stretches to do during a long haul flight and looking for my compression socks

stranmansky.bsky.social•15 days ago

I hate being the same age (older) as old people

jdhogan.bsky.social•15 days ago

Back’s been sore since Christmas when I pulled a muscle bending down to get presents from under the tree

cshannonpdx.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thanks, again, for reminding me to take my Tylenol today!

robotron.blog•15 days ago

It was my hip and it was from a sneeze, and thank you very much

gpetersen.bsky.social•15 days ago

Hurt my back folding towels last night, life in shambles

marcnormandin.bsky.social•15 days ago

Hey. Hey. I hurt my knee playing basketball, at least.

scoundril.bsky.social•15 days ago

But how many points did you put up? 🧐

mrmgwilson.bsky.social•15 days ago

I have a bruise on my calf that I don’t know where it came from

waynerenner.bsky.social•15 days ago

I give myself 40 points just for not kicking a thing once a day by accident.

vicalpha.bsky.social•15 days ago

I feel seen and insulted.
Delete this post pls. Thanks.

markaudacity.bsky.social•15 days ago

wow so you hate waffles now

larkenciel.bsky.social•15 days ago

I felt this in my bones. Specifically my knee bones.

mooklyn.bsky.social•15 days ago

Yea, but does Bron know how to use VLOOKUP to merge data from multiple .csv files? Didn’t think so.

nutbunnies.bsky.social•15 days ago

"I used to post in FYAD, you know"

sauldk.bsky.social•15 days ago

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/21/bill-russell-forgotten-nba-greatest-lebron-james/

offtheupright.bsky.social•15 days ago

Couldn’t turn my head for two days because I leaned over too quickly to spit into the sink brushing my teeth

kevinfoy.bsky.social•15 days ago

I saw Green Day perform recently and watching Billy Joe Armstrong (52) run around stage for 2.5 hours while my (40) legs hurt just standing there watching was like staring death in the face.

thekrakensays.bsky.social•15 days ago

At 50, you can hurt yourself while sleeping.

Also, I’m convinced he’s made of vibranium. There’s no other explanation.

mjoregon.bsky.social•15 days ago

Just days after turning forty, I threw out my back vacuuming. 😂

megrosejoy.bsky.social•15 days ago

I pulled a muscle in my elbow blowing my nose last week.

testekill.bsky.social•15 days ago

I have legit thrown my back out sneezing too hard.

sascrotch.bsky.social•15 days ago

I get leg cramps from lack of exercise now

lucavi.bsky.social•15 days ago

skill issue

richardhughes.bsky.social•15 days ago

Pulled a muscle in my shoulder drying my hair. 👍

abbykoch.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m so old I nearly dislocated my hip trying to take my boot off. Not an exaggeration.

darrenkaplan.bsky.social•15 days ago

Slipping a disc in my spine by attempting to take off my sweatshirt without first doing fifteen minutes of stretching.

toddg16.bsky.social•15 days ago

i didn’t go to old man pickup basketball last week cause i had a tiny cough

realjmw.bsky.social•15 days ago

Somebody on here still has knees that work?

adlemm.bsky.social•15 days ago

It's so upsetting, I'm 43 and crippled myself last week with a neck injury I got while sleeping

adamyeoman.bsky.social•15 days ago

I feel personally attacked by this post

notthecops.bsky.social•15 days ago

That’s not true, and I’m living proof. I’m actually TWO years younger than him, and I only hurt ONE of my knees going to the bathroom.

todder.bsky.social•15 days ago

I’m 25 but currently at the dr for a workers comp exam so I feel like spiritually I’m there

megrosejoy.bsky.social•15 days ago

I got told when I was 23 that I had premature osteoarthritis from sports and lifting. I guess at least I can blame dumb injuries on wear and tear?

todder.bsky.social•15 days ago

My mom let me start powerlifting at 12 lmao, I stopped in my late teens but that can not be good for my bones

megrosejoy.bsky.social•15 days ago

I started at 14 when I joined the track team in high school, did that till 21, started again in my 30's and promptly fucked up my back.

todder.bsky.social•15 days ago

Hate that for you 😭

megrosejoy.bsky.social•15 days ago

Now I swim and walk my dog and occasionally play on the machines at Planet Fitness sometimes.

d4c3.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'm so tired, and I'm not even 40 yet, but *gestures to everything* is all so exhausting

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