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happy super bowl to all

this came to me in a dream

i understand and am sympathetic to the sense of fear this is coming from and maybe i am overestimating the goodness of people as a whole, but i simply do not believe this is true

Deleted the “headphones on public transport are good” because it’s got to the stage where people are like “but what if that kid has to listen to their videos out loud because otherwise the entire train will blow up? what then? What if that child is Henry VIII reincarnate and it’s his divine right”

she has that sadness in her eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

im sorry were people expecting bluesky to be a leftist social media alternative

trans inclusive biological essentialism is when i meet a trans woman and i can tell they were born with a female brain like that’s just a WOMAN….

Well….

simultaneously obsessed with the european gothic rural wintery overcast aesthetic while also knowing it would give me crippling seasonal depression

cuntyyy

very bad of people to be hinting at sympathy for the CEO silencer-assassin. it is absolutely not the American way to execute by extrajudicial means unless one is a police officer with guaranteed immunity or a vigilante rightwing hero like, for instance, the murderer of Trayvon Martin.

the left and the right can come together over assassinations but not whether gay people deserve rights

it’s so sad nobody in rome got to find out caesar was assassinated from PopBase

american football is like those liveleak beheading videos for the middle class. you're watching, knowing everyone playing is getting horrible head trauma that will eventually kill them but you can't stop watching. it's like crack. it's the best sport ive ever seen

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

quarterbacks that are too bad to start but too handsome to sit

shoutouts regional airports ur the best ❤️❤️❤️

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

ok wow just saw the Wicked documentary and i've unfollowed Galinda. i had no idea

did you know girls dont sleep - instead they hang from the ceiling by their feet, watching you all night

texting my friend on a date the worst thing i can think off so the notification goes off on her apple watch, she reads it, reacts, and her date (curious) asks her to read it aloud so he can know the type of people she associates herself with (me)

That "intellectual diversity" and "free speech" were trojan horses for right-wing power-grabs has been obvious from the start and I remain disappointed how many supposedly rational folks took bad-faith actors at their word.

all shade bowen yang triggers my internalized homophobia so badddd

hey rfk jr come and take em

my brain watching a movie: burning AND hanging herself..what a diva

This predates Threads but I still feel like it’s the greatest Threads post of all time

she wants me so baddddd

football is the sport of the proletariat. if marx was alive he would agree

feel like we could fix the weirdo problem in phd programs if we forced them to watch real housewives of beverly hills seasons 2-5

"jaguar went woke" i drive a 1997 camry i dont care

it's time for a critical re-evaluation of C,XOXO. it wasnt that bad, a C+/B- album given an F by 15 yr olds who wanted to seem cool for hating on camila cabello...

bell curve meme but it’s “i like the taste of aspartame” on both ends and the aspartame haters (freaks) in the middle

just thought about how turning 24 will mean im considered to be in my mid 20s…really hoping that only starts at 25

i dont think elon ruining twitter in less than 3 years is that impressive. i could have done it faster

everyone’s talking about threads and mastodon flopping but i remember that short period of time when Substack Notes was supposed to be the future

i hate brat queers. i hate u all. i cant even act cool and indie and different to my normie friends when charli xcx is the #1 artist on my spotify wrapped. fuck you.

need Starter Packs that let you block the worst people in one click

only thing missing from bluesky is my daily injection of breaking news from pop crave