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Did you hear about the two florists who got married? It was an arranged marriage.

hmmmm tomorrow is gonna be miserable huh

it really is so scary to watch such large numbers of people develop medieval peasant beliefs at such an alarming speed

A dinner of popcorn and mountain dew was surprisingly not very filling after all

If you want to understand that no, Mark Zuckerman isn't some harmless money-grubbing schmuck, go read the truly shocking "Mindf*ck: Cambridge Analytica And The Plot To Break America" by whistleblower Christopher Wylie. You will have trouble sleeping after reading this book.

Oh shit my book comes out this year!

for the potato fears not death

weird new dog behavior is just sitting down in random corners of the house. communing with ghosts I presume

In seriousness I hope that in 2025 we can see a revival of a feminism worth the name—one committed to the eradication of rape, sexual harassment, abortion bans, domestic violence, femicide, and all the other violence and indignity imposed on women because they are women.

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

Thank God Vanity Fair is keeping it REAL!

Head into next week with the confidence of a crow. 🪶

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

Mark Ruffalo sounds like the name a dog would give if he was pretending to be a man.

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spontaneously burst into tears while singing in the car because the song you were belting out reminded you that there are way too many cruel and selfish people in this world? Anyway, to the very concerned-looking woman at the traffic light today, sorry.

people who watch videos on their phone — no headphones, full volume — should be turned into dortios

snug as a pretty lady in a rug🥰 #woof #baby #love

just saw wicked. the green lady could defeat the pink lady in hand-to-hand combat easily and i am tired of being told this is Not So

1000%. hes like dr doofenschmirtz always plotting even when hes off screen. but like actually evil.

when i worked at circle k we had to lock up the beers at night because they came to life once

Here are the 100 notable books from 2024 — including standout fiction, poetry and nonfiction, all chosen by the staff of The New York Times Book Review. nyti.ms/41cJsee

This is Otis. He just had his very first vet appointment. Even got to take a picture like it was his first day of school. 12/10 we're proud of you, Otis

tummy #pittie #baby #tummy

i know i be lookin cute☺️💁‍♀️💅 #slay #woof #hehe

my favorite red hot chili peppers lyric is “do a little dance and then i drink a little water”. because that’s just good advice

you are getting verryyy sleeeepyy #woof #baby

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN ITS NOVEMBER 20TH???? IT WAS NOVEMBER 5TH 3 GODDAMN DAYS AGO????

EXACTLY THIS 📢 “How do democracies die? They die slowly because the masses aren’t paying attention… until, when they notice, it’s too late.” “What is the first rule of not allowing authoritarianism? Do not obey in advance… do not acquiesce.” @tarasetmayer.bsky.social

we need a groundhogs day for november 4th and we just keep redoing the day until we get it right and ppl stop destroying the future for everyone

every boxing movie is basically about this transformation

AirPods noise cancelling is too good. I missed my tram while sitting at the tram stop this morning.

Dr: And how long have you had this song stuck in your head? Me: It's been one week

dogs are so funny like here is a tiny idiot for you to live with

everyone say what song is stuck in your head at once and we can all swap

I think I'm just going to put on noise canceling headphones for the next four years.

sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"

I LITERALLY JUST MADE THIS ACCOUNT WHY IS EVERY SIXTH POST A PICTURE OF STARS IN OUTER SPACE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP😱

this honestly isnt a dog account now but it also isnt not a dog account #baby

I was pulling for Dr. Drake Ramoray

im baby #woof #hehe

weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day. Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.