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You know what was working? Calling them weird. Start calling them weird again. That chainsaw thing? Weird. What a bunch of weird assholes.

If you aren’t watching Severance, you’re missing out. It’s amazing.

You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.

“Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Then your seeds will start to grow.”

THIS is the final four????? #thebachelor

Carolina: I feel like I need more time to talk about things that we need to talk about Also Carolina: *uses all of her time with Grant to complain about the process she literally signed up for*

Dina is getting her crash out time in now since she didn’t get to last week I’m kind of living for it 😭 #thebachelor

I need Carolina off my screen like she is truly exhausting #thebachelor

How is it already hometowns next week?? genuine question are there less episodes this season? Or less women?? I’m confused #thebachelor

well, time to tune into one of the weirdest seasons of #thebachelor lmao like who am I even rooting for at this point

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

What the actual fuck?! America, it’s time to rise. When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty!

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

Works as advertised

“HUMBLE.” by Kendrick Lamar re-enters the Hot 100 at #33 following the Super Bowl. It peaked at #1 in 2017.

✅ DEI Employer of the Day™ DSW "We believe in diversity, equity, and inclusion [DEI], and call on our associates, customers, and communities to hold us accountable to showing it every day." The NAACP Black Consumer Advisory encourages consumers to 'buy-in' on companies that back their values.

Americans opposed to the early actions of President Donald Trump and his allies, including ally Elon Musk, took to the streets in protest across the country. cnn.it/411hctE

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

📈| Lover (Live From Paris) is the first album to go to Number 1 only on pure sales in the UK since "reputation" in November 2017

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out. Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal. Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home. That. Do that.

People on X are calling for AOC's arrest for posting this.... so I am posting it everywhere!

Pop Base has donated $5,000 to Chappell Roan’s ‘We Got You!’ initiative in support of better healthcare for growing artists. Join us by donating here: backline.networkforgood.com

Good morning to people who understand tariffs & Kendrick’s performance only.

Marlon Wayans responds to Soulja Boy calling him a homophobic slur for supporting his transgender child: “If [Soulja Boy] had a career he could get cancelled for this type of slander. Luckily he ain’t been relevant since 2007.”

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland, and Michelle Williams stun in new photos.

Sabrina Carpenter backs Chappell Roan by matching her $25K donation to the ‘We Got You’ campaign to aid struggling artists.

And now is the time when we see what companies REALLY gots women’s backs,,, the world is watching 👀

Eagles star Saquon Barkley shows support for Taylor Swift in his latest interview: “I remember that they showed her on the Jumbotron and she got booed. I don't get why she was getting hate there, she is there supporting her significant other and made the game bigger.”

People who didn’t understand Kendrick Lamar‘s halftime show also don’t understand how tariffs work.

No lie detected…

It's called The Gulf of Mexico. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Taylor Swift tipping workers at a Grammys after-party.

BREAKING: In response to doctors' lawsuit, Judge John Bates, a George W. Bush appointee, orders CDC, NIH, and FDA to put back up websites and datasets cited by the doctors in their lawsuit as having been relied upon and pulled down without notice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl Halftime show was the most watched ever in US TV history with 133.5 MILLION live viewers.

In Chicago, hundreds of immigrants are skipping health appointments and leaving prescriptions at the pharmacy because of fears about the Trump administration's immigration crackdown.

Steve Bannon pleads guilty to defrauding donors in a fundraising effort to build a wall along the southern US border, but he won't face jail time

Beyhive is experiencing round 2 of the Eras tour Ticketmaster disaster 😭

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Vogue Magazine.

Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.

Is it just me or have there been lots of plane accidents recently

NEWS: Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance is projected by Fox to be the most-watched halftime performance in Super Bowl history. Expected to top 130 million viewers for the performance when the final number comes out.

CUT THE CAMERAS!! #TheBachelor