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Trying to find a life worth living at the end of the world. 🤣 How bizarre.
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Addie: #fuckice #fucknoem #fucktrump

Did a Mashup of Brainworks McGee and Bolivar Trask from XMen '97. Thought it was appropriate.

I don’t do this often and promise not to make a habit of it, but just this once: WE TRIED TO WARN YOU!!!!!

Today I learned that if you critically miss the point HARD enough, with enough VOLUME, you can melt the brain of one of the most expensive pieces of computer software in existence. And that's pretty funny. www.theverge.com/news/637542/...

Personally, I think that's a little unfair to the parasites, but, who am I to argue with the experts?

#EatTheRich 😡

😂

You know what's GREAT? Waking up and having a full day to just be an absolute Kobold. I have been civilized all week. It's goblin time.

Dear Canada . . . Look, can I just come crash on your couch or something? Grandpa and Uncle Elon got into the Ketamine again, and, I just don't wanna deal with them anymore. I'll kick in for food, but, they're gonna burn the house down, and I can't be here for that.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Call it by its name: Trumpcession

Just casually planning how I can leave my job as quickly as possible without IMMEDIATELY becoming homeless, thanks for asking.

You know, taking a hot shower, like STEAM hot . . . It doesn't make UP for living through the lamest end times ever, but, it IS relaxing. 10/10, would recommend.

*Don't be weird on main, don't be weird on main, don't be weird on main*

eagles fans showing up to work tomorrow

Me, twenty minutes after eating 3 pork chops:

I did a thing. It is a ROUGH draft. But, it was fun to make. youtu.be/42aaQXVjvPA?...

This is gonna be fun…

Just realized that the whole problem in Far Cry 4 could have been solved, if polyamory was an option.

I have decided to rebrand. I am no longer a chronic worried, I am an Experienced Risk Management Enthusiast.

Merry Christmas to all

Man, but I miss the 90's. When the sunlight still felt good.

You know that feeling where your brain is melting in existential dread because the world is on fire and I still gotta pay rent? No, just me? Cool.

People in Marvel Rivals don't seem to realize how insane Hela is and I'm going to milk this for as long as I can

Sad but true.

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

That fun moment when you FINALLY have the energy to actually get some stuff DONE!

www.twitch.tv/themadimp01?...

Anybody else have that ADHD moment where they realize they were trained wrong as a joke?