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NSFW, Lv31 former chef, recovering from Traumatic Brain Injury, angy, AuDHD, He/Him Pansexual. Love, Sex, Food within. Sometimes funny (Expect IRL nudes! 🔞)
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Loving the scent w/ @cactiaficionado.bsky.social #nsfw

So, I started taking the venerable supplements that are supposed to make you cum buckets. Curious if theres any truth to the hype x3 I guess we’ll seeeeee~

Lonx be H O R N Y

To: [email protected] Re: Five activities this week As a regional OSHA lead, this week I inspected a local Chocolate Factory and found: 1. Slave labor 2. An open chocolate river with no guardrails 3. Improper waste disposal 4. Experimental products lacking FDA approval 5. Unsafe elevator for employees

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

Me reaching into his boxers after saying we were just going to cuddle

Anybody else find that Bkuesky is WAY better at organically letting you discover art and accounts youre interested in than X ever was?

Pissing on someone is a form of love! Anonymous comm #furry #art #furryart

“I’m not going to tell you I will never touch Social Security:” Rep. Pete Sessions, a longtime GOP member of Congress from Texas. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/u...

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DOGE engineer Edward Coristine, 19, is the grandson of a notorious KGB spy.

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The Lynx, the Lion, and the Butthole B) 🍩 Comm for @/gavinlynx from twitttore and Vance!!

A Better World is Possible

Happy to help

… yeah that tracks

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

I decided on szechuan beef instead because the thumbnail looked really tasty. Also its spicier and theres nothing I love more than eating food that hurts.

confirm or deny?

I’m craving some general tso’s chicken…

Brilliant

The Peace Plan: Get the fuck out of our country. #StandWithUkraine

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

Maybe I’ll have some sexy dreams if I’m lucky 🥲

I am so jealous of all this goddamn snow! We havent even gotten more than a tiny rainshower

Can some brave chemist lace Melon Husk’s morning ketamine with polonium? Please?

I had to respectfully ask my boss (from texas) to not discuss politics with me while he was on my site today. He was halfway through a slur against “the libs” before I cut him off. Things became awkward for a moment.

www.texasobserver.org/ice-prosecut... Fun fact, these are all ways you can contact the disciplinary board for the Texas State Bar Assn. Phone: (512) 427-1350, or (877) 953-5535 Fax: (512) 427-4253 Chief Disciplinary Counsel 1414 Colorado St. Austin, Texas 78701

I’m about to start really pissing off some people and delighting others 🤣