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submitted 49 days ago • 14 comments

Here’s everything that should be banned besides TikTok: doordash Uber Disney+ with Hulu & ESPN (no ads) plus Live TV bundle YouTube creator payouts YouTube In-app purchases Apps Appetizers that cost $2 less than entrees Self checkout Venmo requests for less than $20 Venmo eBay

submitted 71 days ago • 14 comments

My dad was a TERRIBLE driver and after he passed away at home, we asked the hearse driver if he could hit the curb on his way out of the neighborhood in his honor AND HE DID and it's a memory I cherish

submitted 171 days ago • 22 comments

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

The fans in Los Angeles want nothing to do with Hulk Hogan. This is a trainwreck. #WWE #WWERaw

submitted 74 days ago • 92 comments

#WWERaw 🤼

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK HULK HOGAN

submitted 76 days ago • 23 comments

Everyone has that one homie for whom the bell tolls

submitted 400 days ago • 0 comments

They’re talking about Among Us

submitted 102 days ago • 35 comments

Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.

submitted 109 days ago • 56 comments

if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed

submitted 110 days ago • 69 comments

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

submitted 114 days ago • 87 comments

if i had lived in pre-decimal currency england i think i would have sat in my own flat with the gas valve completely open until i was liberated from the concept of however much money Two And Six is supposed to be

submitted 284 days ago • 9 comments

the topic of male-to-male extension cords came up and i got inspired

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submitted 135 days ago • 23 comments

The closure of the OG Chippewa Falls Leinenkugel's brewery is a huge loss for Wisconsin beer. Major news not in the headline: Molson Coors is also closing the Milwaukee 10th Street Brewery - the big red Leinie's-branded one along I-43 - as well. madison.com/news/local/b...

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown

submitted 137 days ago • 90 comments

this is what the raw polling data looks like before they manipulate it

submitted 140 days ago • 10 comments

Inshallah.

submitted 142 days ago • 39 comments

#rockfact

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

detective, trying to make small talk: so, uhh, nice weather for criming, amirite john small, suspect: what

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 405 days ago • 14 comments

shit like this is why I can't give up tumblr

submitted 208 days ago • 8 comments

Time to drop in on the legacy media fact-check of the DNC.

submitted 211 days ago • 11 comments

Paul Heyman

submitted 234 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a clip of John Carpenter and Charles Band talking about their most difficult actors and Charles Band talks about how Klaus Kinski almost murdered someone with a knife and then he asks Carpenter who he disliked the most and he goes “Chevy Chase” and they both kind of agree Chevy Chase was worse

submitted 245 days ago • 43 comments

*looking up from phone* this movie doesn’t make any fucking sense

submitted 245 days ago • 11 comments

Timeline cleanse

submitted 251 days ago • 0 comments

this wet looking question mark was on a power point we showed clients today

submitted 275 days ago • 14 comments

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

submitted 280 days ago • 9 comments

"He's like The Joker" - My nephew, regarding Bart Simpson

submitted 601 days ago • 0 comments

hey i'm on Burble now. i'm on Gork. go follow me on Skweetzy. i just set up an account on Dogcube. i've heard Dripppp is artist-friendly. Dipshitz is the new twitter. all my friends are on Sacfart. everyone's moving to Glurge. i'm on Shproingle now. i'm on Stinkymatress. find me on Phuckle. i'm on

submitted 294 days ago • 13 comments

did you know this is the time of year that arctic foxes become little dandelion floofs

submitted 294 days ago • 37 comments

It's almost Father's Day. Think of the dads in your life. Think of what they could do with 6 milk crates for $34.99

submitted 312 days ago • 27 comments

I will never "put things in perspective." Every bad thing that happens to me is the worst thing in the world. Go to hell

submitted 323 days ago • 8 comments

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