It's almost Father's Day. Think of the dads in your life. Think of what they could do with 6 milk crates for $34.99 - ThreadSky

socialistboat.dad • 290 days ago

It's almost Father's Day. Think of the dads in your life. Think of what they could do with 6 milk crates for $34.99

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if you're wondering what to get someone for Christmas. just get them a six pack of milk crates for $34.99 from Milk Crates Direct Dot Com www.milkcratesdirect.com/square-milk-...

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cheeseburgowski.bsky.social•290 days ago

My question is, will I be getting these milk crates in a roundabout, circuitous, or in any way indirect manner?

timetravel.camp•290 days ago

There are so many things I could do with six milk crates for $34.99!

socialistboat.dad•290 days ago

My point exactly

kdb150.bsky.social•290 days ago

You could furnish an entire room!

ted.knaz.me•290 days ago

No joke, I stole two milk crates from a Summer job in 2005. I use them to this day and they appear to be brand new. Absolute units.

velourshirt.bsky.social•290 days ago

Oh wow, these will be great for me to store my super rare vinyl

socialistboat.dad•290 days ago

Please choose wisely https://bsky.app/profile/socialistboat.dad/post/3ksicemic5l2o

syntherella.bsky.social•290 days ago

My dad already stole a bunch of double-wide milk crates from his old job, he doesn't need any more

insipidtwaddle.bsky.social•290 days ago

You say that now, but if you were to buy him six milk crates, they would all mysteriously have found purpose by the end of the day.

syntherella.bsky.social•290 days ago

You're not wrong but also there's MORE than enough crap in his garage already. I'm an only child - whenever my parents shuffle off this mortal coil, I'm gonna be the one who has to go through all of it. Not gonna punish future me like that

insipidtwaddle.bsky.social•290 days ago

Fair. My grandparents passed last year, and their home was a nightmarish array of cheap consumer junk stacked ten ft deep. Not an experience I'd wish upon anyone, unless that someone needed 85 broken dollar store clocks.

Having six milk crates to haul it around with might have been handy, though.

harleyhellhound.bsky.social•290 days ago

After he says “You bought these?!?”

insipidtwaddle.bsky.social•290 days ago

See, that's the trick. If you tell him you bought them, they will have no use. If you tell him you *found* them, they'll be put to task immediately. It's the little lies that make life worth living.

socialistboat.dad•290 days ago

I submit "I got a great deal on these" as a dad-bait phrase

weirwoodthrone.bsky.social•290 days ago

"6? That's the dream. What I wouldn't give for 6 milk crates." -Man in 5-milk-crate household, probably

emptymind.bsky.social•290 days ago

Legit, I would enjoy this. My wife would HATE whoever sent it to me though. DIY slacker furniture is most definitely not her jam.

spicybundesliga.bsky.social•290 days ago

A real man only needs the milk crates that were inherited from who knows where? His first wife’s sister? Was in his childhood bedroom and he’s moved with it ever since?

Or just these. If your first wife’s sister steals your current ones back.

tccschreiner.bsky.social•290 days ago

Me: you’re just in it for Big Milk

Also me: damn I could use six milk crates for $35

pinkoscare.bsky.social•59 days ago

Unironically thank you for making me aware of this. I know some teachers who will be excited about this

pinkoscare.bsky.social•59 days ago

You wouldn't believe what they were trying to charge for these things on Amazon last August

kalanthropos.bsky.social•176 days ago

oh man that would be perfect for calf raises, I need a milk crate.

jacobharr.is•290 days ago

Can they… can they fit vinyl records?

socialistboat.dad•290 days ago

The solution you need is: Super Crates

https://www.milkcratesdirect.com/super-crates/s-crate-1

crungeoneer.bsky.social•290 days ago

send me ten of them pls, i need them right away

flakyfoont.bsky.social•290 days ago

I get mine free by stealing them fair and square

socialistboat.dad•290 days ago

Please watch this video to learn more about Farm Plast Inc, the manufacturer and distributor of these milk crates. They are not paying me but at this point perhaps they should be https://youtu.be/R_OtyvwTbPc