majiman.bsky.social
I'm a super-being from Planet Rhodhon who's come to earth to make content for you!
I play games and such. Any game you can think of.
Here's where else you can find me: https://allmylinks.com/majimanvt
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Surgically remove the piece of metal shrapnel that has been lodged in my chest since I accidentally blew my car up 17 years ago (tried using deodorant as fuel).
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Yknow, I reckon you could sell these trailers and ads, you're bloody good at them
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"Proving I'm now" she said with enough confidence to send 10,000 Spartans into battle
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That's me sitting down to write "you look like a chimp" in my sister's birthday card and then draw something absolutely obscene that you'd block me for
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In the journey of life, if life was an adventure movie where a group of adventurers is making their way through a temple, I'd be the guy who just gets really bored and walks into the traps on purpose because my team doesn't have the heart to tell me I'm a liability, all for my own amusement
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That's one of the reasons I follow you, because you're one of maybe like, 8 indie vtubers I've even seen that can open their mouth without without being a smarmy, conniving, egomaniacal pillock. Its nice knowing you won't bite my head off for not being a perfect clone of you
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Honestly, vtubing gave me a small taste of what life would've been like for me if I was born as anything other than what I am.
I'm nothing like what I am on camera in real life. And yeah, I still get similar treatment here, but its not universal like in real life.
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Every. Single. TIME
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Pre debut and the account is like, three years old
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Its always something stupid as well like "you like the colour red which is racist because Hitler's blood was red" or "you played a game I don't like so you're a gaslighting gatekeeping girlboss and I hope you die".
There are so many actually bad people to start on, yet they just act like weirdos
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FYI I will be making a video of me trolling the application form so you can A) take inspiration, and B) share it to even more people until she takes a fucking hint and sticks to bingo like all the other old bats her age
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You're actually lovely, the least you deserve is safety
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Insider trading, embezzlement, a second job owning a chain of casinos and to top it all off, he stole a lolipop from a baby.
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It would be hilarious if the flames pushed Elon's hairline a few inches back because next to maybe instagram and a few others, Twitter is now the worst. Once I've gotten my five minutes of mandatory engagement out of the way, I am OUT
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@dubhevt.bsky.social dude. She looks like you. Like, a crazy amount like you
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Its because putting in real effort to fight something they pretend to be against for hero points is too hard for them. The sad fact is, you're in maybe a percent of a percent of a percent of people who genuinely care about any sort of activism. Most only care when its easy hero points
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Perhaps I'm particularly bad at the game, but it took me, give or take, 180 combined hours across several months to even get close. That is exactly one week and twelve hours. Nintendo should pay you hourly for this stream.
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Plus, taking real action usually means doing it in a way nobody will see, which means less hero points for them
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Gonna send this to my friend's girlfriend to fucking ruin his relationship
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Also from memory, I've only ever known 2 trans women personally for a very short while, and despite being an old guy with limited positive experience with people, I've never been abjectly transphobic which, knowing myself, is strange. Not wrong, of course, but still
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Yomi. Look at the colour they're turning the bowl. If you put that in someone's hair, it'd turn bright green and then fall off. Imagine what its doing to your organs
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"Namaste mad" is going into my handbook of phrases
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I'm not American, but people seriously need to listen to you and stop blindly hating. Lawmakers aren't reading @ softuwuboi80085's hate comment on vtuber's posts. Unless your opinion is on their desk, they don't care.
Want your country sorted? Then sort it.
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Yknow, Don Lockwood filmed the famous dance in Singing In The Rain with a pretty severe fever. Inspirational guy.
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Vex, people like you are the reason I want kids. Despite everything, despite every issue that may arise, hurdle I have to jump, you show it to be the most rewarding job a person can do. Happy mothers day.
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And remember: most of the people who act like they're set up for life since age 19 with these wild claims of six to seven figure salaries multiple houses/cars in their name etc etc... are either lying, or in enough debt to sink a small country's economy. Don't believe everything you hear