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MAGA Supporters Rejoice As Trump Raids Their Medicare To Repay His Billionaires Donations.

Most of the world already knows Trump is a fucking moron but for some reason he insists on reminding the world he’s a Fucking Moron. Trump Should Step Down.

Trump’s mishandling of the COVID pandemic that killed thousands and thousands of elderly Americans added $250 billion dollars to social security. The only Trump fuck up that was profitable.

Dementia Donny Declared “Ukraine Started the War with Russia.” America elected a Fucking Moron and he should be referred to as ‘That Fucking Moron’ until ‘That Fucking Moron’ Steps Down!

MAGA applauds records showing Trump has spent over Ten Million Dollars of taxpayer funds playing golf in his first month back in office.

“Your worst nightmare!” Ice T trying to sell me car repair insurance at 8:15 PM on a Tuesday night.

Corporations Love Trump’s Two T’s, Taxes and Tariffs. They trust Trump to lower their Taxes and raise the Tariffs because Tariffs take money from the little guy and give it to the big guys who, remember, don’t pay any taxes. Corporations just got a 25 percent raise.

As Americans lie silent it looks like it will be up to the rest of the world to show the strength it takes to stand up to tyranny and oppression.

It's not fedposting if it's true.

Trump and Putin’s expansion of the United States of USSR is now complete.

Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being. www.youtube.com/@americanmed...

A real life remake of the 1976 film The Omen plays out on live TV as Elon Musk brings his son Damien to the White House to remind all those watching who is really in charge of America now.

American beer drinkers are looking forward to paying 25 percent more for a beer because of Trump’s new Aluminum tariff.

The resistance is organizing!

The Eagles Super Bowl win proved Jesus never really liked Trump’s Kansas City Chiefs.

We’ll be holding our 60th High School Reunion at a Coffee Shop.

The Trump Slump Spreads Across America, The Stock Market and Even The Super Bowl Causing, Trump Supporter, Patrick Mahones to have the Worst and most Embarrassing Performance and Loss of His Career.

Is there anyone in America who doesn’t think that Elon and his Brownshirts aren’t selling Treasury Department secrets to Russia or Iran or North Korea or China after Trump said, “but they get it easily I mean we don’t have any good security in this country.” ????

In 50 days the clocks will change and America will still be in the dark.

Oops 😬

Finally, good news.

the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account

Oh yeah, the guy with brain worms will get right on top of this. Except food prices to double.

The NFL are waiting till Saturday morning before they release the final score of this year’s Super Bowl win for The Chefs.

I think if Iran does assassinate Trump we could all chip in for a fruit basket.

Supposedly if I were to write on X, “Trump is a stupid, round, orange, deranged, psychopath.” Little Elon would take personal offence and rip it from his form feeling angry, once again, the world views his love for Trump a little bit “weird and needy”.

Trump has decided to make Israel the 51st state and Gaza the 52nd state leaving Mexico, Canada, Greenland and Panama to duke it out for 53rd place.

My cartoon for Wednesday's Metro

By the time America realizes Musk has robbed them blind he’ll be on Mars.