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1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but 2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but 3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So 4. Now the LLM code points to malware.

Karoline Leavitt, "All foreign nationals in the US longer than 30 days must register with the gov. Or be fined, arrested, imprisoned, deported"

Webp is great because we already had programs that could recognize and work with every other image format so this adds a little mystery to every fucking interaction with an image that's so much more exciting than when things worked.

Because you have two homes?

Killer sign. A+++ sign

The U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services has repeatedly claimed: “If you’re healthy, it’s almost impossible to die from an infectious disease in modern times.” That is dangerously false. www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...

reddit is so great man. r/appliances user asks if his oven is supposed to be shooting literal flame jets at ankle height

Your choice in reading says a lot...

Trump has excluded smartphones, computers, and chips from tariffs www.theverge.com/news/647666/...

Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds confirmed the government plans to take control of British Steel to prevent its Chinese owner shutting down Britain's last virgin steelmaking facility www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...

Omnimus prime

New: Trump says he took a cognitive test at Walter Reed today per pool, although no mention of whether it was Person-Woman-Man-Camera-TV — “I wanted to be a little different than Biden. I took a cognitive test. I don’t know what to tell you other than I got every answer right.”

I CANT GETT THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY HEAD WHY IS THE IMPRESSION SO GOOD

Unbelievable Record Store Day haul today. Queued for 18 hours but easily the best £425 I’ve ever spent. #RSD2025 #RSD.

This week's bit for @bylinetimes.bsky.social commemorates that time I was ceremonially cut in two and disemboweled by the NHS. Caution: contains Andrew Lansley (No paywall) www.bylinesupplement.com/p/russell-jo...

As I expected, the government ignored the 9:30 a.m. deadline set by the federal court in Maryland. The court moved the deadline to 11:30 a.m. As I expected, the government ignored the 11:30 deadline. A 1:00 p.m. court hearing was scheduled. As I expected, the government demanded it be canceled.

'Please ensure all penguins are secured before take-off'

Will it Run Edition includes a box that plays Doom

Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.

*cough laughs*

Tim Marshall, "There's a massive decision coming up for the Starmer government, do you go with the Europeans, or do you go with the Americans" Philip Colling, "The gov will try to fudge it, try to pretend that Britain can be the bridge between Europe and America"

People are mad but you have to admit this is a genuinely hilarious headline/image combo

The saddest looking person you know just made a goofy point.

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made. -FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.

Victim complex

this sounds like something a voice would lazily say over the PA of a holding cell in THX-1138 while the robot cops brutalize you with clubs and cattle prods

Orwell didn't know the half of it

Great Depression Gets HD Remaster hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Lily Phillips: ‘I first watched pornography aged 11’ #Newsnight www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgpe...

"Minecraft: Volume Alpha" the main theme from 'Minecraft' from Daniel Rosenfeld has been added to the Library of Congress National Recording Registry for its cultural impact. www.loc.gov/programs/nat...

Just like that we’re not talking about signalgate.

Found Adolescence a properly adult, complex, humane drama. To see it whittled down into 'ban phones in school' is so depressing.

The Good Friday Agreement- signed 27years ago today. I’ll admit I cried. There’s now a generation of adults who have known nothing but peace. It’s still not perfect - but how far we have come… #NorthernIreland #ThrowbackThursday #History #NoGoingBack

President Donald Trump commenting on how much money his billionaire friends made when he paused tariffs, "He made $2.5 billion today, and he made $900 million" Is this corruption, insider trading, or just good timing and coincidence?

Bring back proper games journalism.

Probably people with paranormal powers good at reading the mind of Trump and members of his inner circle. Or maybe just a lot of lucky people. I’m sure nobody leaked the announcement to anyone. That would be illegal.

GHOSTBUSTERS! HA HA HA HA HAAA! #C64 🔊🎶👻

Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?"

Remember Trump is using emergency legislation for the tariffs. So the measures that were urgent and necessary to meet that emergency have now suddenly become non-urgent and unnecessary. If US congress and courts properly held president to account for misuse of emergency powers, this would matter.

The entire reason you curb the exercise of arbitrary power is it prevents one asshole's mood swings from wrecking an entire country! You don't praise it when it momentarily swings in your favor