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MIDDLETON WI ON JOHN OLIVER ALERT!!!!!!!

🚨 BREAKING: This is beyond outrageous. Elon Musk, his cranky mother Maye, and one of his young kids were chauffeured in Air Force One and Marine One—straight to the White House, where they’re apparently staying. WTF is going on? It goes without saying, this is not normal. 🙄

We need to make sure all the real gold is in Ft Knox because it might not & also we're going to make a strategic reserve of fake money

“We are going to cook the books”

I’m pretty sure this is what voters want from their elected officials www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/u...

if i didn't know better i'd start to believe that fascists are coopting christianity to further their own agenda

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

Sad to see our sport take a huge step backwards this year in terms of making it feel like a welcoming space for all. What a shame.

“Speaking of coming…”

There’s a reason I only turn it on when the green flag drops. Or have it muted

They’ve got a lot of work to do with graphics and information provided to viewers. They’ll learn and grow as the season goes, which is good…because there’s a LOT of room for growth.

“Fraud, waste, and abuse” is not “things we don’t like”

Saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social film a special last night at Comedy on State, a far smaller venue than this man usually plays, and it was an ABSOLUTE DELIGHT!

Reskeet to scare Scott Pruett

I don’t want to sound like an asshole, I really don’t. But maybe stop putting Gaudreau’s wife on TV? I get the sense that she really doesn’t want to do this stuff.

Everywhere I’ve ever been, you could always just walk in whatever bathrooms there were. It’s not like they card at the door. The social stigma against being a creepy pest is all that ever stopped you, and that doesn’t change because trans people exist and need to use the bathroom sometimes.

Good.

Getting rid of porn is in Project 2025. Fun fact.

Good for them!

Listen, I can't put it to you any more plainly than this Logan County, KS, hasn't had a Democrat presidential nominee exceed 20% of the vote since Dukakis. Trump won 85-13. Only *183 people in the entire fucking county* voted for Biden. And Roger Marshall tucked tail and ran away.

To be clear, “Vance skis in jeans” is Vermont’s highest insult. This is Final Boss Nuclear Insult level in the Vermont linguistic hierarchy.

However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

Look, criticize Trump all you want, but he's doing exactly what we elected him to do (threatening Canada and pardoning dead statutory rapist baseball players).

what a shame he needed a safe space. sad!

Good sign

Pete Rose admitted he raped a child, corked his bats, bet on games in which he was playing, cheated on his taxes, and had a child he refused to admit was his until she was an adult. You can see why Trump is such a fan.

Looked at thousands of photos. Bush, Quayle, Gore, Cheney, and so on. With one exception, no VP is NEVER SEEN speaking while in the presence of the president and another head of state while in the Oval Office. If seen speaking, only in BG to another admin member. (That one exception? Joe Biden!)

If I’ve learned anything from being a dance dad at all these dance competitions for 14 years or however long, it’s that there are a LOT of bad versions of good songs. Did not need a brooding pop-style cover song of Smells Like Teen Spirit in my ears.

In this instance, standing up against and defying the United States of America is the morally, geopolitically, and strategically right decision.

Baier: Right. I'm not hearing from you, Mr. President, a thought that you owe the president an apology? Zelenskyy: No. I respect president. And I respect American people. And I'm not sure that we did something bad

If Trump isn’t a Russian asset, he might want to try not acting like a really obvious Russian asset.

Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

i want to see this energy and not a scintilla less

I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs

Sorry but I’m with @samsteindc.bsky.social. This isn’t “in response” to the Oval meeting. They had all of this pre-planned and ready to roll out. Trump and Vance instigated the Oval confrontation to justify it.