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doing a big heist where I steal everything I need to make pasta from the grocery store, leaving behind only the equivalent value in cash (as a calling card)

submitted 20 hours ago • 13 comments

Getting a job at a river just so I can reel something Getting a job at an orangery just so I can peel something

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Psycho killer…

submitted 266 days ago • 20 comments

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

submitted 6 days ago • 873 comments

This is great, although I will defend the Oxford comma with my dying breath

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this

submitted 10 days ago • 25 comments

Well, yeah, you’re Cary Grant.

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Sometimes you have to have a whole curry just to realise you simply wanted poppadoms and mango chutney x

submitted 10 days ago • 10 comments

“… having been radicalised on social media over a period of months”

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The face you make when a bunch of time travelers show up and tell you you're not about to be rich.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

On the one hand, you can call this masking, and maybe it is. But then I think of lots of little bits of me that I've absorbed from anyone I've ever cared about and think: what a lovely tapestry I am. There is a core me, but it's indelibly inked by others. Most of that is quite neat.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Diss mistake is quite stupid. I’ll get my coat.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

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Love it when bams are yelling indecipherable shite through neighbours doors who aren't home Two minutes later they give up and fuck off and I'm like "what was achieved here"

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💔goodnight val

submitted 13 days ago • 11 comments

This is fab! The problem with translating jokes into other languages, via the magic of Terry Pratchett

submitted 14 days ago • 16 comments

Am smug to have an article in the Guardian before a review - it’s all about autistic-coding in media! They cut out some of the beefier stuff but that’s life! Bazinga! www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...

submitted 15 days ago • 8 comments

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

Babe wake up new cat dropped

submitted 16 days ago • 21 comments

looking at a lesbian couple soooo, which one of you is the boy and which one is the genius 🤨

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

Or one of them didn’t keep banging on about cancel culture as he made millions and instead lived a life meeting fascinating and beautiful people

submitted 20 days ago • 12 comments

Saw your two ex-boyfriends at the post office.

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Christ. (Positive)

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

5 episodes into #Severance S2 and hmm… whatever it is they do at Lumon, it’s remarkably inefficient. No one gets any work done. I don’t know what macrodata is but very little of it is being refined. (If this turns out to be the whole point and it’s a metaphor for something I’ll be livid)

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

1st year in halls at college. Previous tenant knocked, gave me a plant, told me its name and how it lived in my room. I was to water and speak to it every day and pass it on to the next occupant with the same instructions. I did as instructed. They told me it was made of plastic.

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

Learning new technical things gives me The Fear. I have dived into a job where I will need to do that ALL THE TIME. It's a tremendous opportunity for growth but apologies in advance for my sweat levels (both real and metaphorical).

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Etymology of the day: in the expression ‘just deserts’, ‘deserts’ is an old past participle of the French ‘deservir’, meaning ‘deserve’. To get your just deserts is to get what you deserve. ‘Desert’ in this sense is obsolete, which is why lexicographers see ‘just desserts’ popping up everywhere.

submitted 22 days ago • 62 comments

Geordi, Do you know why the holodeck is not able to create a Charizard for me to battle? I wish to fight one directly. Worf

submitted 143 days ago • 10 comments