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Removed by unmarked men. For exercising for free speech at a Town Hall. Apparently only cheering was allowed. this is frightening and disgusting.

Alright #Chicago we have a #TeslaTakedown already set up for today at noon in Gold Coast! Image and alt have full info, here's the page for this protest: actionnetwork.org/events/elon-...

“I’ve been in the studio the whole eight years,” Rihanna says about her next album. www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/art-...

Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds. Gov Mills: See you in court

The concept is flawed. They want tiny women with big "hooters" who are barely old enough to serve liquor. I don't want a lady with baby deer legs and massive mammaries bringing me my food. She lose her balance and drop my wings now we got a "black people don't tip" situation, Bambi.

I almost started responding to someone and instead I just blocked them and drank water.

The Diddy case is going to run a sword through the guts of the music industry and Hollywood. I look forward to it.

timbarnescomedy.substack.com/p/five-jokes...

In the same way John Mulaney once said Trump is a hobo's idea of a rich guy, Musk is an incel's idea of a cool guy.

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

Love, love, love the #TeslaTakeDown pickets. These are low-barrier to entry direct actions. I hope people are passing out info to passerbys and also sharing info with each other so they can stay connected!

Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode

🗣️ @aoc.bsky.social out fighting for the people & federal workers: “Every day our job is to wake up and say ‘what can I do today?’ — There is no act too small. Every action matters.” 🇺🇸

"When you ride TESLA, you ride with Hitler. Join Public Transportation Today!" Reworked WW2 poster spotted in Oakland

Im excited!

Havent been back to Boston since 😂😂😂

7 years ago I saw @marcellacomedy.bsky.social live for the 1st time in Boston. A dead-ass, townie crowd didn't get a taste of the new stuff, but I was rewarded for my fandom when she came over after her set & said, "You WOO'd!?" Damn right I did. Marcella fucking rules! Go see her live!!!

More dates coming. Proper tour art coming as well lol just enjoy this ridiculous shit I threw together for now!! See you all soon!!

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

Omg!! Thank u Walt’s for making a comic book guy feel special 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🌭🌭🌭

“Sir, a seventeenth plane has hit the tower”

Images from the #TeslaTakeDown protest in Manhattan, one of close to 50 such events taking place across the country. Protesters are chanting "Stop the Coup" and "Boycott Tesla."

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

I'm just happy that Little Richard isn't around to see all of this.

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.

Nah but fr eat some candy and go to a comedy show this weekend! This is the #1 weekend for women comedians!!! (dont get me started) Happy Valentines Day!!!

CHICAGO YOU KNOW YOUR DUMBASS FORGOT TO MAKE PLANS SPEND VDAY WEEKEND WITH ME AND OTHER GREAT LOCAL COMICS AT THE LAUGH FACTORY ALL WEEKEND!!! Friday/Tonight 9&11pm Saturday 7,9,11pm Sunday 9pm 💋

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Republican Senators just voted to confirm RFK Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services - a man that believes Black Americans should receive a different vaccine schedule than White Americans. www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr...

"Guest worker" 😅 ...we went back to 1965 Germany to steal that term

The lawsuit alleges the migrants have been "disappeared into a black box" and are unable to communicate with attorneys.

This simply proves that wealthy people can give everyone free everything.

Tubi is for the people.

The Super Bowl had record viewership because it was FREE please talk about THAT!!!

In honor of upcoming Valentine’s Day I share with you my favorite scene in any sitcom ever EVER that is all at once hilarious and sexy. youtu.be/Vp_2Zp8KcCc?...

This is like Kendrick and Drake if both of them were Drake.

This is a fantastic special.

I love this special so much I’ve watched it like 3-4x

Reposting for alt text and account In case you’re unaware the American Medical Associations has a YouTube page, they are doing daily updates on bird flu and other out breaks since the CDC can not youtube.com/@americanmed...

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

2 years since this dropped. So very proud of it - If youre not familiar with me, I give some quick background on being tall & latina, talk about falling in love for the first time, growing as a person - I even reference Parable of The Sower to help push growth forward while remaining a silly bitch!