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A lot of you are going to need to learn 4-7-8 breathing starting tomorrow www.popularmechanics.com/home/how-to/...

I don’t see too good, is that Sam Darnold out there?

them: these new vegan chews are better for your dog's sensitive digestive system than traditional rawhide me [watching my dog slowly consume a steel belted radial tire]: yes

BMF stayed in business longer in Atlanta than Kirk Cousins

Two posts, in conversation

Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

Maybe just don’t be a stan of anyone. Idk.

“That’s crazy”

My favorite baseball memory was when Bobby Valentine was managing (I think) the Rangers and he ran out of the dugout to yell at the ump, who yelled right back. And the broadcaster goes, "Well. Two Italians."

Forrest Gump: It can surprise ya too. You're expecting dark and bitter and it'll have a sweet caramel fillin. Me (have been driving with him for 5 hours): Please be quiet Forrest.

every team that isn’t oregon playing ohio state this year is the physical manifestation of toad screaming after getting hit by a shell in mario kart

Purdue football

resolved: people who insist that all social media sites must be places where users are constantly encountering and arguing with people over fundamental disagreement do so because their actual, real lives are echo chambers where they do not encounter any meaningful difference from day-to-day.

Yelling at me about being in A Liberal Echo Chamber is pretty funny. The first half of my life was in the Conservative Christian version of that. Why would I need to keep listening to them? There is never a situation when I don't already know what they think lol

The real lesson to take from the Paul/Tyson fight is that streaming services will take any cultural Content and debase and coarsen it until it sucks so bad, and make it wildly popular temporarily

You can tell a pundit by the giant inflatable enemy that lives in their head, opposition to which structures their entire worldview For Yglesias it’s a 25-yr-old nonprofit staffer For Greenwald, an MSNBC host For Bari, a Middle East studies grad student For Tucker, George Soros Rod Dreher, RuPaul

More Godfather posting: The restaurant execution derives tension not just from camera work/sound effects/performances but *writing*. Clemenza painstakingly goes over every step with Michael, and Mike slightly screws up each one. Only one shot to the head and you're like "Oh my god, he's doomed!!!"

Centrist dipshits: all this horrible shit is smart politics, we know how to win [They do not win] Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista

(Used a website longer than you) listen up this is how things are on this website,

“you have to go on the nazi site to engage with The People and understand them” no you don’t! any politics worth its salt is going to happen in the real world! you don’t have to subject yourself to constant bullshit if you just want to hang out online

I saw someone say Andor fans talk about the show like it gave them a blowjob. Imagine being so alienated from the experience of enjoying a show because it's actually good that your first thought is "Well EXCUSE ME that Dave Filoni doesn't give that sloppy toppy"

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing

As somebody who lives his life in the yellow, rather than red or green, I've generally preferred the methodology of Metacritic to whatever nuance-erasing nonsense Rotten Tomatoes has always done. And that's before you get into, you know, ethical stuff.

Right up until the bridge “Everywhere” by Michelle Branch could be about Freddy Krueger. I guess technically ANY song could be about Freddy Krueger, but still,

I feel like the closest anyone has gotten to being in a real life Coen brothers movie is when that guy who is married to Topanga said he found shrimps in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch and then through a series of events ended up ruining his life

[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach

after a few tweaks to the final vikings episode the whole thing's finally done. what really struck me is that in each and every one of their 63 seasons they've always had something really interesting going on. they never take a year off, they're never boring. can't think of any other team like that

God I do not give a rat FUCK about anything Elon Musk thinks feels says or does JESUS