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marhom.bsky.social
a production model sisyphus | it is cool and good to do data crime backend/data, former cv/ml researcher brooklyn by way of the abominable florida | he/him
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A sacred institution now filing for bankruptcy ... is there ANYTHING Millennials won't ruin?? @theonion.com

does this count as getting some reps in twitch.tv/marhom

I love how this meme by @haykebyr.bsky.social is relevant to pretty much every season or expansion that involves Eris Morn.

The_Solver: talking to the puzzle tortoise mystery26: Forbidden lovetheunknown: thats not allowed The_Solver: i think ive solved the puzzle on his shell lovetheunknown: do not solve him mystery26: Dont solve. There will be a rebuke The_Solver: he has opened mystery26: Leave lovetheunknown: leave now

It rules that Elon has no discernable friends or family and sends emails to every fed employee on a Saturday that everyone is then directed by their respective agencies to ignore. Are we efficient yet

if anyone in the BK/NYC area has a lead on like, an Aeron or Steelcase dump of chairs from an office or anything (or can hook me up with a cheap refurb) please let me know. I sit in this thing 18 hours a day basically and I would like to not feel like a gremlin again

my gamer chair is now broken in such a way that I am acting out a pattymo bit basically every other day; nobody knows this because there's no TV show that has to stop filming i desperately need a new chair

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

they’re sending seal team six through the back of that wardrobe to kill mr. tumnus

*brain glitching* iame smage?

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

This cannot be overstated like people used to be legitimately afraid of getting their asses kicked for wearing the wrong kind of shoelaces

Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

becoming a destiny lore person is the surest way to turbocharge all of your negative (as a value judgment) pattern-recognition edges i went back and did a slow double-blink at *THE FUCKING TERMINAL* being teilhard and then had to stop myself from typing evolution over and over again.

What is up with this "Graphic Design is my Passion" goddamn dog food? Fucking "Friendship Ended Meme" ass dog food.

two positive ways this ends as it dawns on the nazis they may have fucked up: half of our culture is built on the bones of the propaganda of how righteous and good it is to put them in the ground, explicitly tying A to B to Hitler might collapse this for them faster than they expect or, the other:

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

happy friday, everyone. rotating dagwood

We've learned today that Phantasm franchise hero Reggie Bannister has entered hospice care. It's time to rally and show Reggie how much he means to us fans. Here's how to send well wishes and cards of support his way:

My social feed after that hockey game

The existence of a pope in 2025 is embarrassing but I appreciate that we do sometimes get lore drops from Pedo Londo like oh they've gathered together to do the ritual of the passing of papal shoes which involves a golden staff and an italian cobbler who cannot die

elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world

if things are difficult (they are) just simply sit and try to say "bird" like mickey rourke in as many ways as you can will this fix anything? no boerd

Obviously this is bad and very stupid, but the tenor of this kind of Trump communique is very funny to me. It's a real HOA energy, just someone being annoying and small who knows they're being that way, and who more or less sees that as both their highest personal calling and the purpose of the job.

BREAKING: Drake spotted at a party in The Hamptons with Babidi’s ‘Majin Mark’ on forehead. when asked for comment, he said: “I shall have my vengeance”

In 2024, the NLRB filed a complaint against Tesla for interfering in a union drive at their Buffalo, NY assembly plant. Today:

B.J. Blazkowicz

this is helsing's fire erasure *flips table, thows chair (singular)* (obviously absolutely kidding but goddamn, what a formative iOS experience for me)

Q: Now look closely, 007. Now this might look like a normal Windproof Compact Stick Umbrella for Rain, Trusted Seller One-Click Automatic Open and Close, Strong Reinforced Fiberglass Ribs, Easily Collapsible, Lightweight Portable Umbrellas for Travel Umbrella but turn the handle & the device will ex

I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier

what THE FUCK???

In any other year, an AI death cult would have dominated news coverage for these last two weeks lol

The story of anime in four acts, courtesy of @tznkai.bsky.social

Hell yeah @chriswarcraft.bsky.social

it rocks that someone in trump's orbit probably is pushing him to instigate an armed domestic crisis sooner rather than later; the transition from "before" to "authoritarian dictatorship" is easier when you still have the veneer of legitimacy early

This is embarrassingly stupid. This is literally Senate Dems handing censorship power to Donald Trump and Elon Musk. WTF are they thinking?

i would ask if the dem party wrote these talking points, but they haven't even been able to figure out the first 2, just that last one

Democrats can’t sustain this kind of rhetoric without action. At the federal level they need to hold a 24-7 vigil at the Capitol until the coup ends. At the state level they could seize federal assets until court orders are being followed. We’re already outside the regular constitutional order.

Here’s another, equally as useful, badge people can pop onto their Steam page. Please be honest though. If you did do murders, don’t use it!

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.