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marietta.bsky.social
Sarcoidosis and puzzle books
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don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning mojito

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atlas hugs

submitted 575 days ago • 3 comments

He’s throwing a tantrum because we told him he can’t have any more corn. I wish I were making this up.

submitted 575 days ago • 8 comments

COMPANY SCRIP! COMPANY SCRIP! COMPANY SCRIP!

submitted 575 days ago • 7 comments

‘swamp hag’ is actually a compliment where i come from (the swamp hag’s house)

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NEW BEST FRIEND ALERT 🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ https://www.spirithalloween.com/product/6-5-ft-martian-warrior-animatronic-mars-attacks/244401.uts

submitted 575 days ago • 6 comments

every cat upon instantiation has at least one non-meat food item they will go insane for and you won't know what it is until the day they steal it off your plate as if their life depends on it

submitted 575 days ago • 5 comments

Suddenly realizing I’ve had this thought before

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"Capitol Police announced on twitter." - uh uh, no, you don't get that shortcut anymore. If you want to announce something important, like an all clear for an active shooter, you need to put it on your website and send an email to news agencies.

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high rizzability

submitted 575 days ago • 3 comments

I am the worst kind of autism mom (I drag my oxygen hose through her carefully crafted toy displays)

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I died as I lived, absolutely ripped on jameson and trying to fist fight a police horse

submitted 576 days ago • 5 comments

Chorded Keyboard xkcd.com/2583

submitted 576 days ago • 24 comments

The one who likes to tuck herself in.

submitted 576 days ago • 2 comments

if it pleases the court, i would like to do some magic tricks

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checked in on twitter and apparently a lesbian in her home lab reproduced the room temperature superconductor because of a bet from her sister. lesbians are unstoppable.

submitted 576 days ago • 11 comments

He does not like the county fair night-time visibility bandana

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It's the cat's rag now

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Gm bluesky

submitted 577 days ago • 4 comments

Please accept this offering of Thor, Smol God of Thunder.

submitted 577 days ago • 4 comments

I'm paranoid that my doctor has forgotten me (because it has happened before)

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gene sez don’t let capitalism get you down today *splash splash*

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Stick a frozen paper towel in your bra you'll feel better. ~ New York Times editorial

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