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why stop at carrot cake? here have some asparagus pudding you sick fuck

submitted 22 hours ago • 110 comments

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

submitted 7 days ago • 174 comments

A 48 hour social media break will have you feeling like Ben Kenobi staggering out of the hills with a hood on

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I guess we’ve finally reached the point where clapping when a plane lands makes total sense.

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor PASSENGERS: sorry no FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot

submitted 10 days ago • 15 comments

how badly did you lose the rap battle when the american heart association recommended using the diss track against you to perform cpr

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

Does microtargeting work? The idea that people can be manipulated by political messages that are furtively tailored to their personality or other vulnerabilities has triggered much concern. But how well founded are those concerns? 1/n

submitted 26 days ago • 6 comments

pulled my back so bad that I told my family I might need a wheelchair like Professor X, and my son said “yeah more like Professor XXL” and goddammit I don’t deserve this abuse

submitted 19 days ago • 30 comments

She was stunning, like a taser.

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

Group therapist: Please share. The Void: All day long people scream into me but if I scream back it's all "Oh my God! It's the apocalypse! Make it stop!" Group: We never considered your feelings. The Void: Appreciate the validation. Group: You know we're still going to scream into you though.

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

This invited paper languished under review for 14 months, but at least now it's forthcoming! philpapers.org/rec/KUDTUO

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

I have taken the resources that were in the budget and which you were probably saving for higher education Forgive me they were needed to feed the AI bubble and to dismantle the humanities

submitted 42 days ago • 21 comments

I don’t know who did this, but thank you 🤣

submitted 43 days ago • 964 comments

Accidentally lost a harmonica up my ass but my coworkers have started to enjoy my farts a lot more than they used to.

submitted 43 days ago • 17 comments

Kaitey Creasey is editing _The Moral Psychology of Loneliness_ in my series, The Moral Psychology of the Emotions. There's a CFP here for anyone who might be interested.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

In England, chipmunks are called crispmunks.

submitted 44 days ago • 35 comments

new paper just dropped, led by Samantha Stanley and with a great team including @colognaviktoria.bsky.social @neillevy.bsky.social @robert-m-ross.bsky.social www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

hard to believe it’s just 5 days since I gave an update on my Royal Soc resignation - at that time, Musk seemed deeply unpleasant and still stirring up trouble, but he now seems totally unhinged deevybee.blogspot.com/2025/01/retr...

submitted 52 days ago • 15 comments

This calendar year, I decided to keep track of all of the referee/review requests that I received because I wanted some documentation of the extent of the crisis academia faces when it comes to finding referees.

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

New blog post on Imperfect Cognitions: Can we become more intellectually humble without any explicit training or instruction? Steven Bland explores the issue, discussed in a recent paper published in Review of Philosophy and Psychology imperfectcognitions.... #philsky

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

it feels good as fuck as a crab in a barrel to keep other crabs in the barrel. yoink get back down here fancy pants haha luv ya

submitted 66 days ago • 9 comments

Big news from Finnish publication forum. Almost all MDPI and Frontiers journals will be downgraded to level 0 and thus are not considered as properly peer reviewed trustworthy scientific journals. julkaisufoorumi.fi/en/news/chan...

submitted 73 days ago • 18 comments