FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor PASSENGERS: sorry no FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot - ThreadSky

frovo.bsky.social • 75 days ago

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor

PASSENGERS: sorry no

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot

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hiyer.bsky.social•73 days ago

Attention passengers, MAGA Air requires all passengers to remain seated until we reach the terminal and to begin praying for a safe landing upon returning your tray table to its upright position and fastening your seat belt.

dwn-081.bsky.social•75 days ago

https://youtu.be/P3I1W3ThXrI?si=cDSYvOOQq959yaPZ

anvilwalrusden.bsky.social•75 days ago

One suspects that soon the question will be, “Does anyone on board have any flight traffic controller training?”

stvp.bsky.social•74 days ago

Oooh topical!

popeawesomexiii.bsky.social•75 days ago

TOO SOON

alandwilbur.bsky.social•74 days ago

No, but I did stay in a Holliday Inn Express last night.

plankysmith.bsky.social•74 days ago

lol

butlisten.bsky.social•75 days ago

FLIGHT ATTENDAT: is anyone on board a flight attendant that can cover my shift next Saturday?

all-a-mort.bsky.social•73 days ago

Followed by

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Right. Is anyone a priest?

audiolibrarian.bsky.social•75 days ago

"I'm not a pilot but I work in tech, so I'm vastly overconfident about my skills. I can land this plane."

proverbialcrow.bsky.social•74 days ago

I work for SpaceX, I can land anything - occasionally in pieces, but they come down.

orpach.bsky.social•74 days ago

Damn. Why'd you have to call me out like that?

audiolibrarian.bsky.social•74 days ago

I mean, this is basically me too, I just don't work in tech

mikestewart914.bsky.social•73 days ago

Airplane! (1980)

tintadetoro.bsky.social•75 days ago

“Is anyone here a marketing consultant?”

* A dozen hands raise

“Well, at least you’re going to die too.”

thereisnone.bsky.social•75 days ago

∇

scarletonly.bsky.social•74 days ago

From the category: things u don't wanna hear in a plane 🤣

its-lex-actually.bsky.social•74 days ago

The current pilot is also a doctor!

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