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Keith Flint died six years ago today This tribute will never be bettered

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"say what you like about nigel farage, but he has a habit of grabbing people's attention!!" squeal reporters. no; he has a habit of grabbing YOUR attention because you are lazy and stupid and bad at your jobs

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M'colleague Ben Verth and I are going live tonight with our brand of Doctor Who waffle and high functioning alcoholism. We'd love you to join us!

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Streamers: "High-end drama is facing an unprecedented funding crisis" Also streamers:

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I am simply too seated.

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All caught up with Paradise ahead of the finale tomorrow - holy hell that penultimate episode. This season has had its ups and downs for me, but the big flashback thing focuses this one so well. Everything going to hell, too fast to process it... what a show.

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I love to talk to my printer like it is a dumb baby. It’s like “I’m out of paper” and I’m like mm no you’re not sweetie and it’s like “register my settings?” and I’m like no precious we won’t be doing that, just print my fucking return label ok? That’s a good piece of shit

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women love it when you won’t stop saying your penis is normal and good

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As a new trailer for Ballerina lands, and Keanu Reeves has suggested that #JohnWick5 is now unlikely to happen - at least with him in the title role...

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I love when actors show us exactly why they need writers

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I get Kieran Culkin now

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Always love the trivia questions during On Cinema's Oscar Special and these are some of my favourites during this year's.

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Timothée Chalamet at the #oscars be like

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the muppets crashing the red carpet at the 2025 oscars: thread

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Almost ten people mentioned/remembered this so this is for them youtu.be/AhU4NSg01wo?...

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It’s really funny of them to mark Amazon’s buyout of James Bond by doing an in memoriam for the franchise.

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How far we’ve come! youtu.be/CPtU7jY2dME?...

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Lovely Oscars so far. Sincerity is cool.

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"Batman... that sonuvvabitch."

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Ariana Grande always looks like she’s watching an OAP getting mugged but can’t do anything about it

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Prepping for a late night watching the #Oscars the right way... rewatching Idris Elba fight a prick of a lion in Beast. 🦁👊

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Fun UK fact: If you log into your Disney+ account and click "cancel subscription" it instantly offers you an 18% discount. At least it did for me. (This is why i have calendar alerts set for when every annual sub I have is due to expire these days. I don't let anything just rollover anymore)

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"My eyes see The Beekeeper."

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Something I keep thinking about is how a loud and annoying faction of fans hate the humorous "holding for Hux" bit in TLJ because "It makes Hux look like a joke." That made no sense to me because it was clear to me in TFA that Hux IS a pathetic joke. He's JD Vance, a suck-up, a bootlicker.

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Finally reached that extremely unfortunate point in my preparation for tonight’s Oscars.

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Woo-ooooo...

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