markharrison.bsky.social
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Location: Teesside
Writing and quizzes: Film Stories, VODzilla, Yahoo! Ent. UK, and others
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Frequent topics: Doctor Who, James Bond, Dexter the dog...
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Shit, stuck my foot in it there, sorry didn't know. Look after yourself mate x
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I know the feeling, but really, just take care of yourself and have as chill a day as you can manage - don't want to overdo it and get stuck with the long one, I know people who've got it and it's really messed 'em up.
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MY PENIS IS GOOD
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That's for sure one of the things going on in it, yes.
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"Well what do you call it?"
"A picture hole!"
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Well, this is probably the last time I'll do this for at least a few years, Monday morning quarterback dad from next year. Bring Conan back every year, and tase Adrien Brody on sight. Night night.
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The final fuck you to Robbie - a Best Picture winner with THAT MUCH Take That in it. #Oscars
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Is that what it was?? Christ, imagine looking a bigger prick than the last time he won this.
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Sean Baker, you only have eight minutes remaining if you want all three of your speeches combined to be shorter than Adrien Brody's one. #Oscars
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#Oscars
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"No, Peter, of course I'm not a rowbut.'
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I feel as though they ruled it out this year just in case the Penis To Vagina song somehow got nominated.
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Congratulations to Emilia Perez! #Oscars
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That beat the half-arsed tribute they did for the 60th, at the Worst Oscars Show Ever... no one called Connery the GOAT this time, but the performances were good. Raye was likely to be singing the next theme even before that, right? #Oscars
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June Squibb alarm ❤️ #Oscars
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Was just thinking the same, bugger all out the last couple of weeks, they can't have been ducking Dog Man that long, surely.
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No Flow over here till 21st March, hope this gets it a bit more of a showing in UK cinemas. #Oscars
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Good opening. #Oscars
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Can't hack the ITV pre-show cringe, have hopped onto the reunion show of a MAFS UK series I never watched and I think it's calming me down...
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The important thing, as ever, is Art Must Compete, so have some personal Best Picture rankings before we get going with #Oscars:
The Brutalist > Dune Part 2 > Nickel Boys > Conclave > The Substance > Anora > Wicked
Haven't seen: A Compete Unknown, I'm Still Here
Definitely the worst: Emilia Pérez
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Other options are available - like reading my feature from this week about how Batman leads the pack for Oscar wins and nominations (filmstories.co.uk/news/batman-...) or test your movie knowledge in this week's quiz (filmstories.co.uk/features/fil...). #Oscars
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No contest.