women love it when you won’t stop saying your penis is normal and good - ThreadSky

lolennui.bsky.social • 1 day ago

women love it when you won’t stop saying your penis is normal and good

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The Dunning-Kruger effect, but for sex

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ekkochambers.bsky.social•21 hours ago

He knows my penis's age? Wtf????????

ekkochambers.bsky.social•21 hours ago

How does he know that???? I don't even know my penis age. Is it 25? That's how old I am so I'd assume so.

compulsiveobserver.bsky.social•1 day ago

I have no idea why media gives that freak so much attention or why the fuck he’s always shirtless.

pwallinga.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh, he's personally funding all this publicity. The shirtlessness is just part of his freak shit

goreckis.co•1 day ago

mexicoencantado.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sure, the first thing women think about is the penis of a guy who looks like an embalmed cadaver.

#MediocreWhiteMen

gurglz.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just say it to flex on Elon.

notagback5.bsky.social•20 hours ago

A smoll penis is an efficient penis.

If you need anything I will be prostrate in my masturbatorium.

johnnyapplememes.bsky.social•1 day ago

I feel bad for the 22-year-old man who’s missing his penis. Is he okay?

subphr3q.bsky.social•22 hours ago

think he has sex with dead ☠️ folks to keep his creepy schlong younger fetish?

like a perverted Dorian Gray!?! 🤮

perhaps related to this lunatic?:

time for shinrin yoku internetting nature break lulz 😂

https://www.newsweek.com/man-sexually-abused-over-100-corpses-including-children-morgues-12-years-1646203

chap.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm just happy to have been asked

djphysicswebb.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe when your last name is Johnson you have to keep track of stuff like that.

jehale.bsky.social•20 hours ago

How fuckin weird?!?

devilishlydo.bsky.social•1 day ago

TMI, but I'm a little older than him and maybe it's because we've grown up together, but mine also looks the same as it did when I was 20. Maybe it's just the low mileage.

hurricaneburt.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I wonder if after I beat the living hell out of this freak, if he will heal like a 22 year old, or a 60 year old.

jeblucas.bsky.social•1 day ago

It’s gotta be tough writing for Tim Onion when actual news says things like this. Bless your hard* work.

*penis reference

avesmaria.bsky.social•1 day ago

does it count as a problematic age gap if your penis is 22 but your partner is in their 40s?

leonhard.xyz•1 day ago

Very optimistic thinking that this guy dates age appropriate women

avesmaria.bsky.social•1 day ago

look, optimism is the only way I get through the day lately

diogeneslamp.bsky.social•1 day ago

I had the penis of a 21 year old. But the cops came with a warrant and seized it as evidence

tomtomorrow.bsky.social•1 day ago

and how old it is, apparently

lolennui.bsky.social•1 day ago

we’re always asking!!

hoboabobo8d8.bsky.social•1 day ago

... okay, so when a rich dipstick says "I have the penis of a 22-year-old," how certain are we that he's not referring to a jar on his mantle?

slinkingflorist.bsky.social•1 day ago

How old is his blood boy again?

rainmanbun.bsky.social•1 day ago

me, boasting sexually: i've got a penis like that of a little baby boy like a 3yo max

pollhereford.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't you cut it off and count the rings?

badfuta.bsky.social•1 day ago

guess you have to swallow when it's in pill form...

pmads.bsky.social•1 day ago

So, I’ve lopped mine off, but I’m having no luck finding the rings to count. 🤔

squawkingsquawk.bsky.social•16 hours ago

My penis is old, mangled and sad

vancemaverick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Photo editor had fun with this one

blackcanyon.ink•1 day ago

Creepy dude who looks like mannequin wearing a skin suit thinks the state of his penis is what's keeping you from dating him.

lolennui.bsky.social•1 day ago

MY PENIS IS GOOD

1uglyman.bsky.social•1 day ago

TBH, he should return the 22 yo's penis right away

mateohh.bsky.social•1 day ago

did he have consent to begin with

mateohh.bsky.social•1 day ago

*backs away*

druucifer.bsky.social•1 day ago

scannon.bsky.social•1 day ago

When someone tries to ask how old your penis is

josephfinn.bsky.social•1 day ago

THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL!

rangerquiet.bsky.social•18 hours ago

You beat me to it.

austinbrian.bsky.social•1 day ago

Babe the thing is it’s still growing

michaelchu7.bsky.social•1 day ago

Women love to hear that a man is using technology to monitor the performance of his son's penis at night

jedeckert.bsky.social•1 day ago

“He has the penis of a 22-year old..”
He keeps it in a jar on his nightstand.

luckyzero.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't have an old penis like these other men! My penis is a baby! I HAVE THE PENIS OF A CHILD, I SAY!

7amkickoff.com•1 day ago

Why does he know my penis age? Does he have a DB with everyone's penis age?

priznat.bsky.social•1 day ago

I keep thinking this is the AC/DC guy every time I see one of these articles

jonrosenberg.bsky.social•1 day ago

Penis Age sounds like the porn version of Dragon Age I never knew I needed until this moment

audreyii.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sounds like a bad Alistair joke

imn8dogg.bsky.social•1 day ago

Alistair is never leaving my party in this version

sulik2.bsky.social•1 day ago

There was a fairly thriving porn mod scene for the first dragon age.

jacobgood.bsky.social•1 day ago

Me: "I've got the penises of 18-year-old men."
Her: "Why is your basement door locked?"

shortshift.bsky.social•1 day ago

juandefuca.bsky.social•1 day ago

little does he know that his brain cells have decayed to less than embryonic age

xequalsalex.bsky.social•1 day ago

To be fair, this guy probably does have some 22-year-old's penis. Like in a jar or something.

the-barely-jew.bsky.social•1 day ago

My penis age is 6 months old. Why don't you want to see my baby penis?

guydebored.bsky.social•1 day ago

pretty mean of them or stupid of him to use a picture where he is going like this 🤏

davethesplatter.bsky.social•1 day ago

Did he cut his penis open to check the rings inside? That's the only way to be sure how old it is.

greenander.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Everything I have learned about this man’s penis has been against my will

stauchabilly.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Shouldn’t it be the same age as the rest of you? Even if you added to it recently the majority of it still has to be the same as the rest of you, right?

torbjornbjorkman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ages of various bits of him aside, I wonder if he was consulted on the combination of that headline with the picture of him holding up some minuscule item.

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